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Squirrel Stapler
Hunt squirrels, staple them to a corpse, and meet god.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-04 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-13.
What reviewers agree on
33 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“GOD IS COMING. But what is god? Are we afraid of god? why are we running away of god? The horror in this game is not constant jumpscares or dark places, it's fear of the unknown, fear of something that has been told…”
“This is the best game ever. It is simply a masterpiece. The storytelling is amazing, leading you through a twisted world full of mutated squirrels and demented being trying to stop you from stapling said squirrels. This…”
“A surprisingly and unsettlingly atmospheric surreal small horror game that makes very good use of sound design and its low end graphics to mess with your head. No spoilers, but this game has some really cool details and…”
15 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“Take this review with a grain of salt because I seem to be the minority in these overwhelmingly positive reviews. The story is good but the gameplay really dragged it down for me. Running around trying to find squirrels…”
“It’s good, especially the ending. But I do want to say the game is a little bit overpriced, for a little over an hour experience, plus it would probably be lower if I hadn’t 100% the game. But still game good 👍”
“I truly enjoyed the emotional depth and comfort this came brought me. From the mystery at the beginning to the ultimate conclusion, this game brought me to a place where I can succeed.”
6 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“This is the best game ever. It is simply a masterpiece. The storytelling is amazing, leading you through a twisted world full of mutated squirrels and demented being trying to stop you from stapling said squirrels. This…”
“A surprisingly and unsettlingly atmospheric surreal small horror game that makes very good use of sound design and its low end graphics to mess with your head. No spoilers, but this game has some really cool details and…”
“Squirrel Stapler is a funny game. It's a funny game for funny hunter guys who love they're wife. Joking aside, Squirrel Stapler is surprisingly good. It's not a huge experience, nor the most significant, but that's…”
5 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“This is the best game ever. It is simply a masterpiece. The storytelling is amazing, leading you through a twisted world full of mutated squirrels and demented being trying to stop you from stapling said squirrels. This…”
“A surprisingly and unsettlingly atmospheric surreal small horror game that makes very good use of sound design and its low end graphics to mess with your head. No spoilers, but this game has some really cool details and…”
“[h1] god is coming [/h1] The more I play the work of David Szymanski the more I worry for his sanity and mental well-being. Simply put, this is a shining example of his zaniness and honestly, some of his best work. I…”
4 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“Very short but actually effective at being unsettling.”
“A short game that packs in the perfect amount of scares, Szymanski's sound enviorments never fail to make me absolutely on edge. :)”
“bro for a 1 hour play throught its has been one of the best games ive ever played its sooooo goood well i mean what do exspect from them fire 20/10 game by far have fun”
5 of the 103 reviews raise this · 4 of them still recommend the game.
“It’s good, especially the ending. But I do want to say the game is a little bit overpriced, for a little over an hour experience, plus it would probably be lower if I hadn’t 100% the game. But still game good 👍”
“Interesting, not worth full price get it when its on sale, pretty weird”
“Art will eventually destroy the artist. Doesn't offer much, and neither can i say much about it. Has an interesting idea and theme, but it doesn't evolve into something worthy.”
4 of the 103 reviews raise this · 2 of them still recommend the game.
“Take this review with a grain of salt because I seem to be the minority in these overwhelmingly positive reviews. The story is good but the gameplay really dragged it down for me. Running around trying to find squirrels…”
“this game is just so incredibly stupid and dumb. i dont even want to play it because its so dumb. really stupid game i cant believe how dumb this game is, i just dont even wanna look at such a dumb game ever again its…”
“Squirrel Stapler is a funny game. It's a funny game for funny hunter guys who love they're wife. Joking aside, Squirrel Stapler is surprisingly good. It's not a huge experience, nor the most significant, but that's…”
3 of the 103 reviews raise this · 3 of them still recommend the game.
“This is the best game ever. It is simply a masterpiece. The storytelling is amazing, leading you through a twisted world full of mutated squirrels and demented being trying to stop you from stapling said squirrels. This…”
“Very good game, but I am un happy I wasn't able to see my lovely wife covered in the corpses of the squirrels I robbed the life of. 9/10”
Counted across 103 English reviews, sampled to match this game's 96.1% positive rating · as of 2026-05-13
“good game if iron lung got a movie then this one can too”
— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played“kill squirrels. staple on wife. wife and squirrels unhappy. commit sin. see god.”
— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played“The best horror game known to man, I need more staple to squirrel”
— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs playedAchievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-05.
Price tracking
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Latest official news
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Squirrel Stapler is now on PS5!
Squirrel Stapler is now available on the PlayStation 5!https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UB0622-PPSA21753_00-0635798191877346That's about all there is to say. Enjoy!
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.
| Genres | Action |
| Player tags | Horror · Hunting · Dark Humor · Nature · Exploration · Atmospheric · Action · Walking Simulator · Dark Comedy · FPS · 3D · Colorful (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Playable without Timed Input · Stereo Sound · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English * * |
| Controller | Full support |
| Achievements | 8 |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: SSE2 instruction set support. Graphics: Graphics card with DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities. DirectX: Version 10 Sound Card: N/A