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Chop Goblins
A fast-paced micro FPS in which The Chop Goblins are loose, chopping their way through time itself in their ravenous quest for cheese. And THE CHOP WILL NOT STOP.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.
“The game is simple but fun. It's all about killing or getting killed. It's short, but considering its low price, it seems fair enough.”
— a player, Steam review · 14 hrs played“Chop Goblins compresses the retro FPS formula into a small package, where a simple premise justifies the adventure without needing more. Each level sends you after Gremlins-like Goblins in different time periods and unique locations. Enemies primarily use blades, and having them…”
— a player, Steam review · 4 hrs played“Really fun. Reminds me of the fun I had when first playing Serious Sam. Quite short, but it's full enough of stuff to excuse it. Though it would be really nice to see it extended further, using its enemies and design it has thus far, for more dynamics in levels. Still, quite…”
— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players. Live count fetched 2026-07-11 11:23 UTC · history via SteamCharts.
Achievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-07-25.
Price tracking
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Latest official news
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Chop Goblins is on PS5!
Chop Goblins is now available on the PlayStation 5!https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UB0622-PPSA21754_00-0362910920626023That's about all there is to say. Enjoy!
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.
| Genres | Action, Indie |
| Player tags | Boomer Shooter · FPS · Old School · Funny · Fast-Paced · Short · Pixel Graphics · Colorful · Shooter · Gore · Comedy · First-Person (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Steam Trading Cards · Camera Comfort · Adjustable Difficulty · Playable without Timed Input · Stereo Sound |
| Languages | English * * |
| Controller | Full support |
| Achievements | 13 |
| Estimated owners | 100,000 – 200,000 (SteamSpy) |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 (SP1+), Windows 10 and Windows 11 Processor: x86, x64 architecture with instruction set support. Graphics: DX10, DX11, DX12 capable. DirectX: Version 10 Sound Card: Built in