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Mr.President!

Mr.President!

Mr.President! Can you take a bullet for the soon to be President of the United States of America?! You play as Dick “Rock-Hard” Johnson a bulletproof man, the best bodyguard money can buy. He is sworn to protect the most hated presidential candidate of all time Ronald Rump.

Released Oct 10, 2016 Developer Game Developer X Platforms Windows MemesFunnyRealisticPoliticsSimulation
View on Steam ↗ $9.99 (US · as of 2026-07-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.

83.0%positive5,071 reviews
Recommended · 9 found this helpful

“As the great Pink once said, "Dear Mr. President, You'd never take a walk with me".”

— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played
Recommended · 9 found this helpful

“That's the most realistic game Ever ! P.S. Where is Charlie Kirk DLS ?”

— a player, Steam review · 8 hrs played
Not recommended · 1 found this helpful

“this game is sooo boring. at first, it was funny but it turns out to be repetitive. the game have a lot of bugs and mistakes. Pls dont buy only watch videos.”

— a player, Steam review · 6 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live count fetched 2026-07-11 12:38 UTC · history via SteamCharts.

7playing at last check
1624-hour peak
361all-time peak
0 100 200 2017 2019 2021 2023 2025 106 avg · Oct 2016

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-07-25.

21achievements
22.5%median completion
4.6%rarest: 29 Immigrants
87.9% of players 77.1% of players 68.3% of players 57.1% of players 52.6% of players 45.2% of players 38.7% of players 28.1% of players 25.2% of players 23.4% of players 22.5% of players 22.3% of players 21.0% of players 18.9% of players 18.1% of players 17.1% of players 16.7% of players 15.4% of players 14.0% of players 12.5% of players 4.6% of players 87.9% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
87.9%Pennsylvania Rally — Finish Chapter 1
77.1%Connecticut Fund Raiser — Finish Chapter 2
68.3%Mexican Border — Finish Chapter 3
Rarest badges of honor
4.6%29 Immigrants — Toss Out 29 Immigrants in Endless Cleansing
12.5%Rump Rumble 4 — For Whom the Bell Tolls
14.0%Rump Rumble 3 — Keep Your Weak

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-07-11. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$9.99current · sampled 2026-07-26 08:39 UTC
$2.49lowest since tracking began2026-07-13
US9.99 USD
UK7.19 GBP
Australia14.50 AUD
Canada11.49 CAD
Japan1,010 JPY
Brazil20.69 BRL
China37.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

Brazil≈$4.1 China Japan Canada UK US Australia≈$10

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-07-24). Relative comparison only.

$0 $10 $20 07-11 07-13 07-16 07-19 07-22 07-26

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Feb 17, 2017
Mr.President!'s Day Update - Trading Cards - Rump Rumble

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Feb 17, 2017
Mr.President!'s Day Update - Trading Cards - Rump Rumble

https://giant.gfycat.com/NegativeAmpleDobermanpinscher.gif http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26464872/9aa113b40558228be7f99060713cbc5f41f6d977.jpg Let’s get ready to

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Screenshots

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Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.

GenresAction, Adventure, Indie, Simulation
Player tagsMemes · Funny · Realistic · Politics · Simulation · Action · Indie · Comedy · Physics · Political · Adventure · Historical (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Trading Cards · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish * *
Achievements21
Estimated owners200,000 – 500,000 (SteamSpy)
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 Processor: 1 Ghz or faster processor Memory: 512 MB RAM Graphics: 1GB VRAM DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 4 GB available space