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Calm Down, Stalin

Calm Down, Stalin

Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!

Released Sep 8, 2016 Developer Cartboard Games Platforms Windows MemesCasualIndieFunnyPolitics
View on Steam ↗ $3.99 (US · as of 2026-07-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.

90.4%positive1,099 reviews
Recommended · 9 found this helpful

“Whatever you do, Don't touch the red button.”

— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“Great game. Helped me befriend the russian goverment.”

— a player, Steam review · 5 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“I thought this was were stalin had a gun to his mouth but turned out to be a pipe. Still good game.”

— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-07-25.

16achievements
15.3%median completion
3.3%rarest: Just in time
91.0% of players 77.7% of players 66.8% of players 58.5% of players 54.6% of players 43.0% of players 29.8% of players 20.7% of players 15.3% of players 11.6% of players 7.6% of players 4.7% of players 4.5% of players 3.4% of players 3.4% of players 3.3% of players 91.0% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
91.0%The Ringin' — Unlock the Phone
77.7%The Glowin' — Unlock the Lamp
66.8%Just a decoration... — Unlock the painting
Rarest badges of honor
3.3%Just in time — Complete the game with no more than 2 optional levels
3.4%Tireless — Improve the Tiredness by 50% on one level
3.4%The Endless Politician — Earn 10,000 score in the Endless mode.

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-07-11. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$3.99current · sampled 2026-07-26 08:39 UTC
$3.99lowest since tracking began2026-07-11
US3.99 USD
EU3.99 EUR
UK3.39 GBP
Australia5.95 AUD
Canada4.99 CAD
Japan470 JPY
Brazil13.79 BRL
China18.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$2.7 Brazil Japan Canada US Australia UK EU≈$4.5

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-07-24). Relative comparison only.

$0 $2.5 $5 07-11 07-14 07-17 07-20 07-23 07-26

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Oct 07, 2021
Check out our latest game - Zen World!

Zen World is now available on Steam! Check it out if you get too stressed by being Stalin! Only this week you can get a special 30% discount bundle price for Zen World Deluxe, but Calm Down, Stalin +

Aug 08, 2019
Calm Down, Stalin - VR

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1133990 Calm Down, Stalin is finally coming to VR! This September: sign important papers, answer phone calls, avoid foreign spies, and don't forget to smoke your pip

May 05, 2017
Victory Day! (update and discount)

Happy Victory Day, comrades! http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/25744929/d1aa51b7a392160e9d2e0bbf2df78cbb571768e8.png To commemorate the Soviet Union's Victory in t

May 05, 2017
Victory Day! (update and discount)

Happy Victory Day, comrades! http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/25744929/d1aa51b7a392160e9d2e0bbf2df78cbb571768e8.png To commemorate the Soviet Union's Victory in t

Dec 22, 2016
Christmas and New Year update

The New Year mode is enabled from Dec, 22 and until Jan, 7! Stalin now has a Christmas tree, a new hat and he's drinking champagne instead of vodka to celebrate the New Year! Fixed bug with the Endles

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.

GenresCasual, Indie
Player tagsMemes · Casual · Indie · Funny · Politics · Comedy · Simulation · Illuminati · Psychological Horror · Story Rich · Cold War · World War II (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Trading Cards · Partial Controller Support · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish, Russian
Achievements16
Estimated owners50,000 – 100,000 (SteamSpy)
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS *: Windows Vista Processor: 3 GHz 2 Core Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: 1GB dedicated DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 500 MB available space