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Calm Down, Stalin
Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!
View on Steam ↗ $3.99 (US · as of 2026-10-21)What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-27 · quoted reviews as of 2026-10-16.
“You can play this game in VR. Just pointing that out. You can play as Stalin in VR.”
— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played“Smoke pipe. Threaten enemies. Answer phone. Slap lamp. Smoke pipe. Smoke pipe. Smoke pipe. Shoot incompetent subordinate. Drink vodka. Slap lamp for good measure. A good day in the office.”
— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played“Great game with a very fun base concept. If you enjoy multi-tasking and physics-based mechanics games, I'm sure Calm Down, Stalin. HOWEVER, the game often times feels rushed. Once you reach a point where your desk is completely filled with items, you question how often the…”
— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players, self-collected from the Steam API since Aug 2026.
Achievement stats
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Check out our latest game - Zen World!
Zen World is now available on Steam! Check it out if you get too stressed by being Stalin! Only this week you can get a special 30% discount bundle price for Zen World Deluxe, but Calm Down, Stalin +
Calm Down, Stalin - VR
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1133990 Calm Down, Stalin is finally coming to VR! This September: sign important papers, answer phone calls, avoid foreign spies, and don't forget to smoke your pip
Victory Day! (update and discount)
Happy Victory Day, comrades! http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/25744929/d1aa51b7a392160e9d2e0bbf2df78cbb571768e8.png To commemorate the Soviet Union's Victory in t
Victory Day! (update and discount)
Happy Victory Day, comrades! http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/25744929/d1aa51b7a392160e9d2e0bbf2df78cbb571768e8.png To commemorate the Soviet Union's Victory in t
Christmas and New Year update
The New Year mode is enabled from Dec, 22 and until Jan, 7! Stalin now has a Christmas tree, a new hat and he's drinking champagne instead of vodka to celebrate the New Year! Fixed bug with the Endles
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.
| Genres | Casual, Indie |
| Player tags | Memes · Casual · Indie · Funny · Politics · Comedy · Simulation · Illuminati · Psychological Horror · Story Rich · Cold War · World War II (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Trading Cards · Partial Controller Support · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English, Russian |
| Achievements | 16 |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: OS *: Windows Vista Processor: 3 GHz 2 Core Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: 1GB dedicated DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 500 MB available space