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Ancient Russian Life Simulator

Ancient Russian Life Simulator

The most realistic simulator of the life of ancient Rus during the war with lizards! A historical saga about the greatness of our ancestors, bravely fighting the green plague that outnumbered them!

Released Dec 15, 2023 Developer GosDev Production Platforms Windows · Mac · Linux CasualClickerMemesFunnySimulation
View on Steam ↗ $0.99 (US · as of 2026-09-27)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-04 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-14.

93.8%positive497 reviews
Recommended · 5 found this helpful

“great gameplay loop kill lizard get better at killing lizard defend ancient russia repeat”

— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played
Recommended · 1 found this helpful

“Very very veryy good game, better than cs2 imo (gaben ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fatass fix the game), deserves 100000 likes and should cost at least 50$ fr, best graphics, best gameplay, very interesting game mechanics, i recommend this game to play.”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“BEST GAME CREATED EVER. LESS THAN AN HOUR BECAUSE I BEAT IT IN 30 MIN. IF THIS GAME WAS 60 DOLLARS AND BATTLEFIELD 6 WAS 1 DOLLAR I WOULD BUY THIS GAME.”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-27.

100achievements
59.0%median completion
49.8%rarest: Nibiru Planet
98.2% of players 98.2% of players 93.4% of players 86.7% of players 82.1% of players 81.1% of players 77.8% of players 75.2% of players 74.9% of players 73.7% of players 72.5% of players 71.6% of players 70.8% of players 70.3% of players 69.3% of players 69.1% of players 69.0% of players 68.8% of players 67.7% of players 67.7% of players 67.6% of players 67.0% of players 66.3% of players 66.3% of players 66.1% of players 65.7% of players 65.3% of players 65.1% of players 64.8% of players 64.8% of players 64.6% of players 64.4% of players 64.1% of players 64.1% of players 63.9% of players 63.7% of players 63.7% of players 63.5% of players 62.8% of players 62.6% of players 62.6% of players 62.5% of players 61.6% of players 61.4% of players 61.4% of players 61.3% of players 61.0% of players 60.1% of players 59.9% of players 59.5% of players 59.0% of players 58.0% of players 58.0% of players 57.9% of players 57.6% of players 56.8% of players 56.8% of players 56.1% of players 55.6% of players 55.3% of players 98.2% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
98.2%Massacre near Baikalsk — Vile lizards dared to encroach on the great source of power of the ancient Rus - Lake Baikal, help the ancestors from Baikalsk defend the holy place!
98.2%Slavic sword slash — The skill of wielding a sword, which every Russian masters from an early age
93.4%Real Puppet 1 — Puppet shows his real form
Rarest badges of honor
49.8%Nibiru Planet — The home planet of the lizards, this is where they breed and build their lizard intrigues, plan an operation to piss on their pads and choose 4 positions for attack
49.9%Boris Kharitonov — Kill more lizards then Boris
50.1%Ivan Temnokholmov — Kill more lizards then Ivan

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-08-12. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$0.99current · sampled 2026-09-27 21:22 UTC
$0.49lowest since tracking began2026-08-22
US0.99 USD
EU0.99 EUR
UK0.89 GBP
Australia1.50 AUD
Canada1.29 CAD
Japan120 JPY
Brazil3.49 BRL
China6.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

Brazil≈$0.7 Japan China Canada US Australia EU UK≈$1.2

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

$0 $1 $2 08-12 08-21 08-31 09-09 09-18 09-27

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Dec 21, 2023
Winter Update + Steam Winter Sale

We have prepared an update for you to celebrate the upcoming Christmas and New Year! The update added a final location , in which the Russians can celebrate their victory over the lizards on their hom

Dec 15, 2023
Game from our friends!

The Russians must stick together in such a difficult hour, the lizards have never been so strong and only together we can repel their blow! Join the battle not only in Ancient Russian Life Simulator,

Dec 15, 2023
The long-awaited release of the game!

RUSSIANS, our ancestors need our help in the harshest fight against lizards, so let’s pull up our pants, shake ourselves off and rush with all our might to help our ancestors! Don't forget about the s

Nov 30, 2023
Community Items Announcement!

We are pleased to present to you the concept of community items that we will be able to release when lizard algorithms detect sufficient activity of the descendants of the ancient Rus , so if you like

Nov 29, 2023
To contact us

We are pleased to announce that the game will be released December 15, 2023 at 20:00 Moscow time, along with a release discount of 40% , that there will be a pudovik and oktovik in Slavic money , but

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-14.

GenresCasual, Indie, Simulation
Player tagsCasual · Clicker · Memes · Funny · Simulation · Comedy · Life Sim · Family Friendly · Combat · Alternate History · Lore-Rich · Story Rich (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Leaderboards · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish * , French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Arabic, Bulgarian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Finnish, Greek, Hungarian, Indonesian, Japanese, Korean, Norwegian, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Portuguese - Portugal, Roman…
Achievements100
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7/8/10 Processor: Intel Core i3 Memory: 2048 MB RAM Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 820m Storage: 1 GB available space