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Vampire Therapist

Vampire Therapist

Guide vampires through centuries of emotional baggage, decades of delusions and the odd bout of self-loathing with real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts and become a Vampire Therapist! Even vampires need a shoulder to cry on when a neck to bite just won’t do.

Released Jul 18, 2024 Developer Little Bat Games Platforms Windows · Mac · Linux Visual NovelDark ComedyLGBTQ+HistoricalChoose Your Own Adventure
View on Steam ↗ $7.49 (US · as of 2026-07-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.

96.4%positive616 reviews
Recommended · 27 found this helpful

“Pretty good. Very interesting concept. I lov the art style and the simple animations. As someone with a BG in Psychology though, I have a few issues with some of the psych. stuff; but they are so minor I don't even think about them when I'm playing the game. The theory and the…”

— a player, Steam review · 4 hrs played
Recommended · 15 found this helpful

“Is this game giving me anxiety as a therapist when I don't get the right answer? A little. Am I totally hooked? Oh yeah!!! I work with teens and some of them are absolutely getting introduced to this next session :D”

— a player, Steam review · 35 hrs played
Recommended · 14 found this helpful

“This game genuinely rewired my brain and made me stop and think about the way I talk about and treat myself. Sure it's a bit goofy and over the top sometimes, but talking about mortality through the scope of vampirism and how it feels to watch the world change motivated me to go…”

— a player, Steam review · 22 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live count fetched 2026-07-24 01:27 UTC · history via SteamCharts.

18playing at last check
3124-hour peak
92all-time peak
0 25 50 2025 2026 28 avg · Jul 2024

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-07-25.

34achievements
14.4%median completion
1.7%rarest: Slow Learner
95.0% of players 85.3% of players 79.5% of players 73.4% of players 71.4% of players 65.9% of players 56.8% of players 34.2% of players 30.3% of players 19.7% of players 19.7% of players 19.4% of players 17.4% of players 16.4% of players 15.7% of players 15.3% of players 15.0% of players 14.4% of players 13.4% of players 13.4% of players 13.1% of players 13.0% of players 9.9% of players 6.3% of players 6.1% of players 5.2% of players 5.0% of players 4.9% of players 4.7% of players 4.4% of players 4.3% of players 3.8% of players 2.9% of players 1.7% of players 95.0% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
95.0%First Blood — Found your first cognitive distortion.
85.3%Dark Pupil — Learned about cognitive distortions.
79.5%Confident Cowboy — Got five distortions correct in a row.
Rarest badges of honor
1.7%Slow Learner — Hidden achievement
2.9%Mean Hombre — Ruined someone's night.
3.8%Bachanalia — Showed deep interest in musical theory.

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-07-25. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$7.49−50% right nowcurrent · sampled 2026-07-26 08:39 UTC
$14.99base price
$7.49lowest since tracking began2026-07-25
US7.49 USD−50%
EU7.39 EUR−50%
UK6.39 GBP−50%
Australia10.97 AUD−50%
Canada9.74 CAD−50%
Japan850 JPY−50%
Brazil23.49 BRL−50%
China29.00 CNY−50%

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$4.3 Brazil Japan Canada US Australia EU UK≈$8.5

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-07-24). Relative comparison only.

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Mar 02, 2026
Get your therapy in more places!

Greetings, dear mortals, We've been quietly working on our game, but we've got some fun updates for you! Sofa So Good One of the most important tools in a vampire therapist's toolbox is the couch itse

Dec 08, 2025
Vampire Therapist is 35% OFF, just in time for the holidays!

The holidays mean time off, cozy nights in, and finally working through that growing game backlog… meaning it’s the perfect moment to grab Vampire Therapist at 35% off as part of the Choose Wisely Ste

Jul 02, 2025
Games That Change You

Dearest mortals, We just got back from the Games for Change Awards , and we couldn't be more delighted to share that not only did we take home the award for Best in Health and Wellness , our dear frie

Jun 03, 2025
Vampire Therapist up for two more awards!

Greetings dear mortals, Just a mini-update from your friends at Little Bat Games! We've been having an exciting and overwhelming awards season. It's incredible to see the critical response to Vampire

Apr 15, 2025
Vampire Therapist Digital Art Book Now Available

Dearest mortals, We just got back from our trip to the BAFTAs last week, which was quite a surprise for a small game like ours! Seeing our little Vampire Therapist up there with excellent titles like

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.

GenresIndie, Simulation
Player tagsVisual Novel · Dark Comedy · LGBTQ+ · Historical · Choose Your Own Adventure · 2D · Alternate History · Dark Humor · Funny · Horror · Story Rich · Lore-Rich (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish * *
ControllerFull support
Achievements34
Estimated owners20,000 – 50,000 (SteamSpy)
Official sitehttps://vampiretherapist.com
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Quad-core 2GHz or faster 64-bit CPU Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: DirectX® 11 compatible DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 16 GB available space Additional Notes: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system