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Thirsty Suitors
Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via SteamSpy as of 2026-05-18.
“I'm a straight cis white male. I don't like skating. quicktime fights always bore me to death. I'm really not into capital D drama. This game consists precisely of the elements that I either don't usually care about or straight up don't like in my games. And yet it's so sweet,…”
— a player, Steam review · 9 hrs played“Can a game be too much and too little at the same time? Thirsty Suitors makes a strong case. It’s a stylish RPG ♥♥♥ cooking sim ♥♥♥ Tony Hawk-like with a large (and queer) principal cast but only has 3 areas and can be finished pretty quickly. If you like Scott Pilgrim and/or…”
— a player, Steam review · 13 hrs played“It's not exactly like Persona, but if you're looking for a main character that's actually a character, even crazier set pieces, or wonderful writing, give this a try. It's worth it.”
— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players. Live count fetched 2026-08-02 22:54 UTC · history via SteamCharts.
Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
Thirsty Suitors' Winter Sale Update is Now Live
Thanks to everyone who's played and shared their love for Thirsty Suitors. We're launching a significant update for the game today, alongside a 20% Winter Sale discount. We hope you'll check it out! F
Thirsty Suitors
See how Thirsty Suitors was developed and check out early prototypes. Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself. From Outerloop Games comes Thirsty Suitors - a game about culture, relat
Thirsty Suitors
See how Thirsty Suitors was developed and check out early prototypes. Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself. From Outerloop Games comes Thirsty Suitors - a game about culture, relat
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-18.
| Genres | Action, Adventure, RPG |
| Player tags | Adventure · RPG · Action · Action-Adventure · Dating Sim · Action RPG · LGBTQ+ · Female Protagonist · 3D · Funny · Choices Matter · Skateboarding (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Steam Trading Cards · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English * , French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Spanish - Latin America, Portuguese - Portugal * |
| Controller | Full support |
| Achievements | 26 |
| Estimated owners | 0 – 20,000 (SteamSpy) |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 / 11 Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 or AMD Phenom II X4 965 Memory: 6 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti, 2 GB or AMD Radeon HD 6950, 2 GB or Intel Arc A380, 6 GB