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Thirsty Suitors

Thirsty Suitors

Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.

Released Nov 2, 2023 Developer Outerloop Games Publisher Annapurna Interactive Platforms Windows AdventureRPGActionAction-AdventureDating Sim
View on Steam ↗ $29.99 (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-02 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-18.

95.4%positive302 reviews
Recommended · 9 found this helpful

“I'm a straight cis white male. I don't like skating. quicktime fights always bore me to death. I'm really not into capital D drama. This game consists precisely of the elements that I either don't usually care about or straight up don't like in my games. And yet it's so sweet,…”

— a player, Steam review · 9 hrs played
Recommended · 2 found this helpful

“Can a game be too much and too little at the same time? Thirsty Suitors makes a strong case. It’s a stylish RPG ♥♥♥ cooking sim ♥♥♥ Tony Hawk-like with a large (and queer) principal cast but only has 3 areas and can be finished pretty quickly. If you like Scott Pilgrim and/or…”

— a player, Steam review · 13 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“It's not exactly like Persona, but if you're looking for a main character that's actually a character, even crazier set pieces, or wonderful writing, give this a try. It's worth it.”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-06 via SteamCharts.

47all-time peak
0 10 20 2024 2025 2026 No data collected for this period 10 avg · Nov 2023

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

26achievements
30.8%median completion
5.2%rarest: Pro Skater
78.4% of players 61.2% of players 58.6% of players 52.5% of players 42.5% of players 42.1% of players 37.7% of players 35.9% of players 34.4% of players 33.0% of players 32.6% of players 31.2% of players 31.2% of players 30.8% of players 29.9% of players 29.0% of players 28.5% of players 25.5% of players 25.4% of players 23.8% of players 12.5% of players 11.8% of players 9.0% of players 6.9% of players 5.3% of players 5.2% of players 78.4% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
78.4%Nylon Empire — Hidden achievement
61.2%Cooking Lesson — Cook with Mom
58.6%Good Cook — Get Three Stars on a Recipe
Rarest badges of honor
5.2%Pro Skater — Get an S rating on 15 different skate challenges
5.3%Scrappy — Win 50 battles
6.9%Millionaire — Get one million points in a single skate combo

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-08-12. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$29.99current · sampled 2026-09-26 21:12 UTC
$14.99lowest since tracking began2026-08-22
US29.99 USD
EU28.49 EUR
UK23.99 GBP
Australia44.99 AUD
Canada38.99 CAD
Japan3,500 JPY
Brazil89.99 BRL
China98.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$15 Brazil Japan Canada US Australia UK EU≈$32

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

$0 $25 $50 08-12 08-21 08-30 09-08 09-17 09-26

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Dec 21, 2023
Thirsty Suitors' Winter Sale Update is Now Live

Thanks to everyone who's played and shared their love for Thirsty Suitors. We're launching a significant update for the game today, alongside a 20% Winter Sale discount. We hope you'll check it out! F

Oct 04, 2022
Thirsty Suitors

See how Thirsty Suitors was developed and check out early prototypes. Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself. From Outerloop Games comes Thirsty Suitors - a game about culture, relat

Oct 03, 2022
Thirsty Suitors

See how Thirsty Suitors was developed and check out early prototypes. Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself. From Outerloop Games comes Thirsty Suitors - a game about culture, relat

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-18.

GenresAction, Adventure, RPG
Player tagsAdventure · RPG · Action · Action-Adventure · Dating Sim · Action RPG · LGBTQ+ · Female Protagonist · 3D · Funny · Choices Matter · Skateboarding (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Steam Trading Cards · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish * , French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Spanish - Latin America, Portuguese - Portugal *
ControllerFull support
Achievements26
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 / 11 Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 or AMD Phenom II X4 965 Memory: 6 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti, 2 GB or AMD Radeon HD 6950, 2 GB or Intel Arc A380, 6 GB