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Psycho Patrol R
FPS/mecha hybrid europolice sim with emphasis on interacting with NPCs and different gameplay systems.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-02 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-13.
What reviewers agree on
27 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“Free will is really a gift. Have you ever wanted to blackmail a guy to turn himself into a horse or you'll tell your boss about his criminal emails, and he offers to bribe you 150,000 euros so you accept it, but you…”
“Basically Cruelty Squad 2. While this game is a lot less weird than Cruelty Squad, you should play Cruelty Squad first. The game has a lot of unfinished areas, but that’s to be expected in early access. “Is it worth 30…”
“Ville Kallio has already proven himself as a standout game designer with Cruelty Squad, and I can safely say even in its unfinished state Psycho Patrol R proves his earlier success was no fluke. PPR is not a sequel to…”
10 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“A surprising amount of content, i'd say it's worth it if you just want more Cruelty Squad with funny dialogue.”
“GLORY BE TO OUR BENEVOLENT, KIND, CHARMING, BEAUTIFUL, SMART, WISE AND SEXY LEADER LORENZO VISCONTI”
“Great writing but where's the update Ville?”
7 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“this game unfortunately feels like ♥♥♥♥, and plays like ♥♥♥♥, still outstanding visual style tho but not worth the price rn”
“cruelty squad was a mere apetizer in comparison to this lovely fent picasso”
“very immersive psychocop. brings philosophy and art together in one experiance. it does a good job at critique while still letting us think”
6 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“A surprising amount of content, i'd say it's worth it if you just want more Cruelty Squad with funny dialogue.”
“This is an insanely fun and immersive game with alot to do in just early access alone and you will get filtered if you dont think about how to approach situations, updates on the game are mentioned constantly in the…”
5 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“A surprising amount of content, i'd say it's worth it if you just want more Cruelty Squad with funny dialogue.”
“I spent 40 dollars on this. Do I regret it? Not even for a second. We love Finnish schizo-posting.”
“Worth every penny.”
9 of the 103 reviews raise this · 5 of them still recommend the game.
“The price is far too high at this stage. Even when the game gets all its updates and can puff out its chest, the price still isnt going to be comfy. The vibe of the game is cool, what its going for is awesome, a…”
“I like it, but I think you should approach the game with the understanding that it's really, really rough right now. Level design is either claustrophobic or very, very open, and time to kill is lightning fast, which…”
“this game unfortunately feels like ♥♥♥♥, and plays like ♥♥♥♥, still outstanding visual style tho but not worth the price rn”
8 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“I really want to like this game, but in It's current state It's just not fun or interesting in any way. The main problem I have with the game is the combat. This game is hard, much harder than cruelty squad, but that's…”
“The price is far too high at this stage. Even when the game gets all its updates and can puff out its chest, the price still isnt going to be comfy. The vibe of the game is cool, what its going for is awesome, a…”
“I like it, but I think you should approach the game with the understanding that it's really, really rough right now. Level design is either claustrophobic or very, very open, and time to kill is lightning fast, which…”
6 of the 103 reviews raise this · 6 of them still recommend the game.
“finish your game schizo”
“Basically Cruelty Squad 2. While this game is a lot less weird than Cruelty Squad, you should play Cruelty Squad first. The game has a lot of unfinished areas, but that’s to be expected in early access. “Is it worth 30…”
“This game really speaks early access as it needs alot of polishing done and blah blah blah. But so far in my opinion the game has alot of potentional going for it. Love the plot, humor and commentary on our world.…”
6 of the 103 reviews raise this · 4 of them still recommend the game.
“Way too expensive, dev hasn't given any updates on development in forever, and just generally a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game from the price point its set at.”
“Great writing but where's the update Ville?”
“Abandoned game”
6 of the 103 reviews raise this · 1 of them still recommend the game.
“I really want to like this game, but in It's current state It's just not fun or interesting in any way. The main problem I have with the game is the combat. This game is hard, much harder than cruelty squad, but that's…”
“The price is far too high at this stage. Even when the game gets all its updates and can puff out its chest, the price still isnt going to be comfy. The vibe of the game is cool, what its going for is awesome, a…”
“I like it, but I think you should approach the game with the understanding that it's really, really rough right now. Level design is either claustrophobic or very, very open, and time to kill is lightning fast, which…”
Counted across 103 English reviews, sampled to match this game's 88.2% positive rating · as of 2026-05-13
“Watching in horror as I enter a room only to realize that there's absolutly nothing in it.”
— a player, Steam review · 34 hrs played“if you have more brain function then the bare minimum required to play cruelty squad and enjoyed cruelty squad, you'll love this game. There's a lot of really good content, story and artwork in this game. and anyone saying "where's the update ville" doesn't understand anything…”
— a player, Steam review · 40 hrs played“even in early access this game is still the best thing ever my goat isnt washed”
— a player, Steam review · 7 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-06 via SteamCharts.
Achievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-05.
Price tracking
US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-07-11. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.
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Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
Psycho Patrol R Version EA2
The new content update, chapter 2, act 2 or whatever you want to call it is up. The new stuff is still work in progress but I'm tired of working on these new areas. Next up I'm going to focus more on
Chapter 2 release date
I'm releasing chapter 2 on Europe Day, or May 9th. In the meantime you can opt in to public beta build. I wouldn't recommend it if you're easily annoyed by broken stuff. The actual update is also goin
Progress Update 3
Hey everyone, I'm going to keep this short because I'd rather work on the game than spend any time writing these updates. I had bit of a multi-month burnout meltdown from December forwards but I'm mak
Progress update 2
The cruise ship level is mostly done, with the required quests in place, so I've moved on to working on the next section of the game. These are still incomplete and don't have any actual gameplay elem
Gambling progress
I've done some work on the gambling minigame. I don't have much to say about it but here's a video.
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.
| Genres | Action, Adventure, Indie, Early Access |
| Player tags | Early Access · Immersive Sim · FPS · Mechs · Capitalism · Stealth · Crime · Souls-like · Tactical · Shooter · Stylized · Nonlinear (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English |
| Achievements | 3 |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i7-7700HQ 2.8GHz Memory: 4000 MB RAM Graphics: Nvidia Geforce GTX 1050 Storage: 1500 MB available space