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Please, Don’t Touch Anything
A brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.
“[u][b]Overall Recommended:[/b][/u] ✅ [b]Gameplay[/b]: ❤️❤️❤️ [b]Graphics[/b]: ❤️❤️❤️ [b]Story[/b]: ❤️🤍🤍 [b]Music/Sounds[/b]: ❤️❤️🤍 [b]Bugs[/b]: 🚫 -------------------------------- [b][u]Total:[/u][/b] ❤️❤️❤️🤍 comment: Simple puzzle game with multiple endings that require quite a…”
— a player, Steam review · 16 hrs played“Really challenging, had to look up a guide since my smooth brain couldn't cope. Brain fart/10”
— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played“Absolutely great puzzle game and a great way to kill time. For anyone struggling on Ending 16 (the one with the weird monster baby thing and the sacks you have to hit with the hammer), you have to make sure you only hit the monster baby once and not anymore or else the game…”
— a player, Steam review · 6 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players. Live count fetched 2026-07-11 12:20 UTC · history via SteamCharts.
Achievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-07-25.
Price tracking
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Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
Quick Fix - Sept 26
Another day, another quick fix! This update is for Windows, Mac, and Linux. Thank you to MoolyChaos and Marceline for finding this one. - Fixed: Rare race condition where the Blood timer disappears af
Minor Update - Windows / Mac / Linux
Hey Friends! We’re happy that so many of you came to hang out with us at the office, and none of you messed with our machines (right?). A round of fixes for Windows and Mac (Thank you all who reported
Please, Don't Touch Anything 2025 Refresh Update
Please, Don't Touch Anything 2025 Refresh UpdateWow! It's been 9 years since the last update to Please, Don't Touch Anything on Steam. There's an entire generation of gamers who haven't taken a turn a
PDTA 3D is out now!
PDTA 3D is out now! Can you figure out the five new endings? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cH68fw4c8&feature=youtu.be You can also find PDTA on Android and iOS
PDTA 3D is out now!
PDTA 3D is out now! Can you figure out the five new endings? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cH68fw4c8&feature=youtu.be You can also find PDTA on Android and iOS
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.
| Genres | Casual, Indie |
| Player tags | Puzzle · Indie · Pixel Graphics · Point & Click · Singleplayer · Multiple Endings · Illuminati · Great Soundtrack · Casual · Difficult · 2D · Hidden Object (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Trading Cards · Commentary available · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Dutch, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Turkish |
| Achievements | 15 |
| Estimated owners | 200,000 – 500,000 (SteamSpy) |
| Official site | https://forwardxp.com/games/please-dont-touch-anything/ |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: OS *: Microsoft® Windows® XP / Vista / 7 / 8 Processor: Any processor with at least 1.0GHz Memory: 512 MB RAM Graphics: Any card with at least 128MB Storage: 50 MB available space