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NotCoD™

NotCoD™

"Genuinely funny British satire is in short supply these days, but this is the real deal." - The Guardian. An action-packed side-scrolling adventure that's definitely not for children. A few hours of laughter for less than the price of an inflatable otter.

Released May 19, 2016 Developer NotGames Platforms Windows ActionCasualIndieParody Satire
View on Steam ↗ Free (US · as of 2026-05-15)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-28.

87.8%positive82 reviews
Not recommended · 0 found this helpful

“It's a game of satire, and eh.. It lays it on thick with the parody and attempts at humor. It's not on sale anymore, and I don't really think I'd recommend it anyway.”

— a player, Steam review · 5 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-28.

73achievements
4.9%median completion
2.8%rarest: Well I’ll Be Damned
33.7% of players 33.7% of players 32.2% of players 29.2% of players 28.8% of players 28.7% of players 27.2% of players 26.4% of players 25.8% of players 24.7% of players 22.8% of players 22.1% of players 20.4% of players 17.4% of players 16.4% of players 15.2% of players 14.2% of players 13.7% of players 12.4% of players 12.1% of players 10.1% of players 9.8% of players 9.7% of players 9.5% of players 8.9% of players 8.3% of players 7.4% of players 7.3% of players 6.8% of players 6.6% of players 6.6% of players 6.0% of players 5.7% of players 5.7% of players 5.5% of players 5.5% of players 4.9% of players 4.8% of players 4.5% of players 4.0% of players 4.0% of players 4.0% of players 3.9% of players 3.9% of players 3.7% of players 3.7% of players 3.6% of players 3.6% of players 3.6% of players 3.4% of players 3.3% of players 3.3% of players 3.2% of players 3.2% of players 3.2% of players 3.2% of players 3.2% of players 3.1% of players 3.0% of players 3.0% of players 33.7% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
33.7%Decturion — Deliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets.
33.7%Not A Moron — Prove you're actually alive by successfully starting the game.
32.2%Slayer Of Sponge — Destroy a totally innocent cake.
Rarest badges of honor
2.8%Well I’ll Be Damned — Hidden achievement
2.8%Future Shock One — Hidden achievement
2.9%These Aren't Just Zombies...These Are NotZombies — Hidden achievement

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Oct 17, 2022
The End of an Era

Dearest NotGamers, It is with a touch of sadness that we let you know today that we will be retiring both NotTheNameWeWanted and NotCoD. This means the games will no longer be available to buy on Stea

Mar 30, 2017
NotGames Article 50 Sale Starts Today

In an extraordinary act of self sabotage, timed to match that of our beloved country, NotGames are slashing the prices of their games by 75% for the next fortnight. Spokesman Kenneth said “We wanted t

Mar 30, 2017
NotGames Article 50 Sale Starts Today

In an extraordinary act of self sabotage, timed to match that of our beloved country, NotGames are slashing the prices of their games by 75% for the next fortnight. Spokesman Kenneth said “We wanted t

May 25, 2016
A Wild Patch Appeared

In response to the feedback we've been receiving, we've made a few fixes Update Includes: Ice Cream Van health nerfed Tutorial now skippable Save/Load Bug FIXED We love hearing what you guys think abo

May 25, 2016
A Wild Patch Appeared

In response to the feedback we've been receiving, we've made a few fixes Update Includes: Ice Cream Van health nerfed Tutorial now skippable Save/Load Bug FIXED We love hearing what you guys think abo

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Screenshots

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Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-28.

GenresAction, Casual, Indie
Player tagsAction · Casual · Indie · Parody · Satire · Memes · Zombies · Comedy · Funny (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Multi-player · Shared/Split Screen · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Steam Trading Cards · Captions available · Remote Play Together
LanguagesEnglish * *
ControllerFull support
Achievements73
Official sitehttp://www.notgames.co.uk/notcod/
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS *: Microsoft® Windows® 7/10 Processor: Intel Celeron 2.16 Ghz or better Memory: 4 GB RAM Storage: 600 MB available space Additional Notes: Supports Microsoft® Xbox 360 controller