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WHAT THE GOLF?

WHAT THE GOLF?

A silly physics-based golf parody where every golf course is a new surprising type of golf, some brilliant or hilarious, others so absurd you will ask yourself: WHAT THE GOLF?

Released Oct 22, 2020 Developer Triband Platforms Windows · Mac · Linux MemesComedyPhysicsIndieFunny
View on Steam ↗ $19.99 (US · as of 2026-07-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.

93.7%positive4,278 reviews
Recommended · 3 found this helpful

“The best "golf" game out there for sure. Tons of gameplay options, humour, culture/gaming/sports/etc. references and of course work and heart put into the game. The graphics and music suit it perfectly as well. It's chaotic, absurd, nonsensical - perfect.”

— a player, Steam review · 15 hrs played
Recommended · 2 found this helpful

“Everything is wrong with this game and I highly recommend it! First time playthrough may possibly be the most difficult to handle. It's hard to "golf" when you can hardly breath and struggling through the tears. We played for the first time and my ribs hurt after. It still…”

— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs played
Recommended · 1 found this helpful

“WHAT THE GOLF? introduces it self right in the beginning, where it shows you that this game takes it self in a silly way. This game is visually appealing and easy going during the beginning. The game can be incredibly fun and incredibly painful at the same time. This problem…”

— a player, Steam review · 7 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live count fetched 2026-07-11 12:58 UTC · history via SteamCharts.

21playing at last check
2124-hour peak
605all-time peak
0 100 200 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 2026 102 avg · Oct 2020

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-07-25.

63achievements
30.0%median completion
5.4%rarest: Tree-popper
94.9% of players 93.0% of players 90.8% of players 83.3% of players 72.1% of players 61.9% of players 60.0% of players 56.1% of players 51.3% of players 50.1% of players 46.5% of players 46.1% of players 45.6% of players 43.0% of players 42.2% of players 40.5% of players 39.6% of players 39.1% of players 37.5% of players 37.4% of players 36.0% of players 35.9% of players 35.7% of players 35.3% of players 35.1% of players 34.0% of players 33.2% of players 33.1% of players 31.9% of players 30.5% of players 30.3% of players 30.0% of players 29.8% of players 29.8% of players 29.1% of players 28.5% of players 25.7% of players 25.7% of players 25.0% of players 24.0% of players 23.8% of players 23.6% of players 23.5% of players 23.4% of players 21.7% of players 19.1% of players 19.0% of players 17.2% of players 16.2% of players 15.0% of players 14.4% of players 13.9% of players 13.7% of players 13.7% of players 13.5% of players 13.5% of players 12.5% of players 11.9% of players 11.4% of players 9.7% of players 94.9% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
94.9%HOLE — First Hole completed.
93.0%Welcome to the golf lab! — Enter the golf laboratory
90.8%100 strokes! — A total of 100 strokes!
Rarest badges of honor
5.4%Tree-popper — Hidden achievement
7.4%Most Daily Golf — Complete 18 daily challenges!
9.5%Cable guy — Tune the TV

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-07-11. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$19.99current · sampled 2026-07-26 08:39 UTC
$19.99lowest since tracking began2026-07-11
US19.99 USD
EU16.79 EUR
UK15.49 GBP
Australia28.95 AUD
Canada22.79 CAD
Japan2,050 JPY
Brazil37.99 BRL
China69.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

Brazil≈$7.5 China Japan Canada EU US Australia UK≈$21

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-07-24). Relative comparison only.

$0 $25 $50 07-11 07-13 07-16 07-19 07-22 07-26

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Feb 10, 2025
COUCH CO-OP FEST: WHAT THE GOLF?

WHAT THE GOLF? is a part of COUCH CO-OP FEST here on Steam Looking for that next game to boot up with your friends on the couch or other vessels to put your booty on? It could be a chair. You could ev

Feb 03, 2025
WHAT THE GOLF? is a part of the Laughs & Smiles Game Festival event on Steam!

WHAT THE GOLF? is a part of Laughs & Smiles Game Festival, a digital showcase celebrating games that will make you laugh and/or smile! There's a juicy 66% discount when you purchase the bundle (Game +

Dec 12, 2024
Patch 20.5.9

Well hello there! Hope you're all having A December 🎄 The golf... santa... came into our office, drank a few coffees and then fixed a few bugs. Very strange man. Anyways here's some Patch Notes for a

Oct 25, 2024
Beware of the Bogeyman!

Breakdancing skeletons, bats, candies and zombies are all on the menu of our Halloween update. Bone appétit!!!

Sep 25, 2024
A BUNDLE OF SILLINESS

Now would be a very good time to buy WHAT THE CAR? and WHAT THE GOLF? together as we have a super discounted bundle... just sayin' That's of course if you don't own any of them already in which case -

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.

GenresAction, Adventure, Casual, Indie, Simulation
Player tagsMemes · Comedy · Physics · Indie · Funny · Cute · Action-Adventure · Stylized · Casual · Singleplayer · Mini Golf · Satire (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Multi-player · PvP · Shared/Split Screen PvP · Shared/Split Screen · Steam Achievements · Partial Controller Support · Steam Cloud
LanguagesEnglish * , French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Arabic, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Portugal, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Thai, Traditional Chinese, Turkish, Dutch, Swedish *
Achievements63
Estimated owners200,000 – 500,000 (SteamSpy)
Official sitehttps://whatthegames.com/golf
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 Processor: 2.6 GHz Intel Quad Core Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GT 750M, 2 GB Memory DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 1 GB available space