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Nolgorb's Ordeal

Nolgorb's Ordeal

Now with barely functioning co-op features! A challenging 3D platformer with little room for error. Escape a dungeon, alone or with others jumping to the top, and sacrifice your collectables for items to aid in your ordeal.

Released Aug 30, 2024 Developer Hard Meat Platforms Windows · Linux Precision PlatformerPsychological Horror3D PlatformerPlatformerFunny
View on Steam ↗ $3.99 (US · as of 2026-05-19)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.

73.1%positive67 reviews
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“rage game to put it short. Dev made the ggame how he wanted. Nailed it. Jump king but 3d.”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“I spent 5 minutes trying to change the volume, haha. Really cool game!”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“Love this game. Gives me the PS1 (Spyro, Crash) nostalgia.”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

6achievements
3.6%median completion
2.0%rarest: Ordeal together.
25.9% of players 19.9% of players 12.9% of players 3.6% of players 2.0% of players 2.0% of players 25.9% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
25.9%Ultimate sacrifice. — You traded a toy.
19.9%Not a quitter. — You quit the game for real.
12.9%Never give up. — You've fallen over 1000 meters.
Rarest badges of honor
2.0%Ordeal together. — Play together with someone.
2.0%It's starting over. — Hidden achievement
3.6%It's finally over. — You beat the game!

Latest official news

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May 07, 2026
multiplayer stuff

please try it with a friend or just alone and tell me if theres something wrong please

May 02, 2026
beta branch

i made a beta branch for multipayer that you can activate by right clicking the game in your library jump into the trashcan to look for other peoples games to join!

Apr 27, 2026
multiplayer patch

i tried to make the game multiplayer, please let me know if it doesnt work or if you find some bugs in the steam discussion forums, or the comments here i guess

Jul 17, 2025
fixed another bug

fixed particle effects piling up infinitely in the node tree, and slowing down your computar for the psychotics who play this crap longer than 20 minutes at a time

Jul 17, 2025
small fix for watch not saving

please stop finding bugs... please please please....

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Screenshots

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Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.

GenresAdventure
Player tagsPrecision Platformer · Psychological Horror · 3D Platformer · Platformer · Funny · Difficult · Choices Matter · Multiple Endings · Cute · Emotional · Old School · Retro (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · DualShock Controller Support · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish
ControllerFull support
Achievements6
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: x86_32 CPU with SSE2 instructions, x86_64 CPU, ARMv7 or ARMv8 CPU Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Integrated graphics with full Vulkan 1.0 support Storage: 4 GB available space