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I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling

I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling

Do you love opening loot crates, but hate the tedious gameplay sessions in between? Our marketing department has the game for you! Unbox random items! Get stuff, but not what you really want! Skate legal and ethical lines! Remember kids, its only a video game, so grab your parents credit card!

Released Dec 11, 2017 Developer Mutant Entertainment Studios Platforms Windows · Linux LootMemesFunnySatireCollectathon
View on Steam ↗ $0.54 (US · as of 2026-07-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.

91.5%positive1,639 reviews
Recommended · 1 found this helpful

“I think I'll have to try real gambling after this!”

— a player, Steam review · 6 hrs played
Recommended · 1 found this helpful

“On one hand its kinda lame, you finish it in a few hours, and 100%ing would take hours and potentially days On the other hand its about a dollar or two and meant more as a funny commentary on loot boxes, so can't complain. Fun was had”

— a player, Steam review · 5 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“I love and hate this game, I love that it's a joke about loot boxes, I hated getting all achievements”

— a player, Steam review · 240 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live count fetched 2026-07-11 12:54 UTC · history via SteamCharts.

3playing at last check
424-hour peak
342all-time peak
0 50 100 2018 2020 2022 2024 2026 48 avg · Dec 2017

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-07-25.

29achievements
43.9%median completion
3.7%rarest: Sense of Pride and Accomplishment
98.8% of players 97.9% of players 97.8% of players 97.0% of players 95.1% of players 93.3% of players 92.5% of players 92.4% of players 90.2% of players 90.1% of players 89.8% of players 89.7% of players 89.4% of players 88.2% of players 43.9% of players 38.7% of players 32.3% of players 28.9% of players 28.2% of players 27.6% of players 26.4% of players 26.2% of players 20.1% of players 17.1% of players 15.5% of players 14.7% of players 14.3% of players 14.2% of players 3.7% of players 98.8% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
98.8%Sell 1 Common — 'sallright
97.9%Sell 1 Trash — Hot garbage
97.8%Sell 1 Uncommon — Dolla dolla bills, y'all
Rarest badges of honor
3.7%Sense of Pride and Accomplishment — Sense of Pride and Accomplishment
14.2%Collect All Christmas Animoo Loot — Even weebs want to have a happy holiday
14.3%Collect All Christmas Ship Loot — Santas Sleigh of the 21st Century

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-07-11. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$0.54−45% right nowcurrent · sampled 2026-07-26 08:39 UTC
$0.99base price
$0.54lowest since tracking began2026-07-20
US0.54 USD−45%
EU0.54 EUR−45%
UK0.48 GBP−46%
Australia0.82 AUD−45%
Canada0.70 CAD−46%
Japan66 JPY−45%
Brazil1.91 BRL−45%
China3.30 CNY−45%

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

Brazil≈$0.4 Japan China Canada US Australia EU UK≈$0.6

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-07-24). Relative comparison only.

$0 $1 $2 07-11 07-14 07-17 07-20 07-23 07-26

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Apr 20, 2020
We're working on a new game!

pssst... hey you, yeah you. We've been cooking up something we think you might like, Announcing Kaiju Fishing! https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/33072170/1b3fb0df7d3f5

Feb 15, 2020
The Great Uncensoring

The Great Uncensoring Today marks the last major update for 'I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling.' Hard to believe it's been just over two years. Back to Basics This update is a simple one. We are reset

Dec 17, 2019
I Can't Believe It's Releasing

Hey sports gamers - We heard you like gambling in your generic sports game of choice, so we removed all the non fun parts (like sports) to add... MORE GAMBLING!!! https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam

Nov 20, 2019
Place your not bets!

https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/33072170/7ceec5b34cea2ccc1c3c8a7dbfc2c90fa0bcec1d.png Join us on the icbing2k channel over at the Mutant Discord server and place you

Oct 30, 2019
I Can't Believe It's Not *Censored* Update

I Can't Believe It's Not *Censored* update! Hello Not Gambling Community . . . I want to take a few minutes to talk to all of you about the Sequel Announcement this past weekend. On Monday, we made th

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.

GenresCasual, Simulation
Player tagsLoot · Memes · Funny · Satire · Collectathon · Comedy · Clicker · 3D · Point & Click · Parody · Psychological Horror · Relaxing (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish, Simplified Chinese
Achievements29
Estimated owners0 – 20,000 (SteamSpy)
Official sitehttp://www.icantbelieveitsnotgambling.com
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 Processor: 1.5 Ghz Intel or AMD equivalent Memory: 512 MB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GT 730 or equivalent DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 300 MB available space Additional Notes: Minimum Supported Screen Resolution: 1360x768