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Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000

Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000

Paddle your balls! The hypergalaxy's premiere video table tennis role playing experience. Explore the hypergalaxies in the year 3000 or so to become the ultimate paddle champion. Learn new skills, cast devastating spells and put someone's underwear on your head whist riding a swamp beast!

Released Mar 3, 2020 Developer Blue Wizard Digital Platforms Windows · Mac IndieRPGCasualActionAdventure
View on Steam ↗ $1.99 (US · as of 2026-05-13)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-28.

91.1%positive123 reviews
Recommended · 43 found this helpful

“Pong 2020, pixelly comedic RPG edition Pros: - Relatable VOICED player character - References, references everywhere! - Kickass soundtrack (also available for purchase separately) - RPG elements, incl. a great variety of stats and skills - Spell-casting, with Calling Your…”

— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs played
Recommended · 28 found this helpful

“Crim's Humble Opinion Curator Your Pong has Evolved into.... Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000 is a game of pong with a few twists. It starts out as simple pong but you soon start leveling up which allows you to increase your size and learn skills. Keep playing and…”

— a player, Steam review · 5 hrs played
Recommended · 16 found this helpful

“Pong is something virtually everyone is familiar with. The computer game was one of the first-ever created and made it to several of the first home consoles. Its familiar mechanics mimicked existing sports like tennis and table tennis so that everyone was immediately comfortable…”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-28.

23achievements
6.2%median completion
2.0%rarest: The Truest Destiny
68.1% of players 32.7% of players 29.1% of players 28.0% of players 24.4% of players 20.5% of players 17.8% of players 15.9% of players 7.8% of players 6.9% of players 6.6% of players 6.2% of players 6.2% of players 6.2% of players 5.8% of players 5.6% of players 5.2% of players 5.0% of players 3.6% of players 2.7% of players 2.4% of players 2.2% of players 2.0% of players 68.1% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
68.1%Hitmaker — Smack 100 balls
32.7%Tri-Fires — Hit a ball with fireballs 3 times in one rally.
29.1%True Destiny — Find your first romance.
Rarest badges of honor
2.0%The Truest Destiny — Romance Every Paddle in one game.
2.2%50 DKP MINUS — Lose 50 rallys in a row.
2.4%Bling Pong — Find 100 treasures.

Latest official news

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Mar 18, 2024
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Screenshots

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Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-28.

GenresAction, Adventure, Casual, Indie, RPG
Player tagsIndie · RPG · Casual · Action · Adventure · Retro · Singleplayer · Arcade · Funny · Great Soundtrack · Pixel Graphics · 2D (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Partial Controller Support · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish * *
Achievements23
Official sitehttps://pong.lol
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS *: Windows 8+ Processor: Intel Core 2 CPU Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GT/s 4xx or Equivalent Storage: 300 MB available space Sound Card: On-board Sound or Equivalent Additional Notes: Please refrain from utilizing quad fluxed inhibitor cores when triangulating padd