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green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies

green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies

Enter the swamp and meet green ogre who will guide you through some of the struggles of life by giving you some God tier advice.

Released Aug 12, 2024 Developer forster82 Platforms Windows · Mac · Linux CasualVisual NovelHand-drawnDark ComedyMemes
View on Steam ↗ $0.79 (US · as of 2026-05-15)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.

96.9%positive97 reviews
Recommended · 5 found this helpful

“a true masterpiece, so much life changing life advice concentrated into a single game.”

— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played
Recommended · 5 found this helpful

“you can save green ogre by never launching the game :)”

— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played
Recommended · 2 found this helpful

“Does what it says on the tin. 10/10. But please, for the love of everything which is holy, please seek professional help - or at least talk to someone - if you have similar thoughts like our poor ogre.”

— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

3achievements
48.5%median completion
38.4%rarest: bye bye green ogre
98.3% of players 48.5% of players 38.4% of players 98.3% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
98.3%swamp — Hidden achievement
48.5%donkey — Hidden achievement
38.4%bye bye green ogre — Hidden achievement
Rarest badges of honor
38.4%bye bye green ogre — Hidden achievement
48.5%donkey — Hidden achievement
98.3%swamp — Hidden achievement

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Screenshots

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Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.

GenresCasual, Indie
Player tagsCasual · Visual Novel · Hand-drawn · Dark Comedy · Memes · Immersive Sim · Psychological Horror · 2D · Indie · Choices Matter · Text-Based · Singleplayer (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish
Achievements3
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 Processor: 1 Ghz Memory: 512 MB MB RAM Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card Storage: 200 MB available space Additional Notes: Anyone can prob run this game tbh