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green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies
Enter the swamp and meet green ogre who will guide you through some of the struggles of life by giving you some God tier advice.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.
“a true masterpiece, so much life changing life advice concentrated into a single game.”
— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played“you can save green ogre by never launching the game :)”
— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played“Does what it says on the tin. 10/10. But please, for the love of everything which is holy, please seek professional help - or at least talk to someone - if you have similar thoughts like our poor ogre.”
— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs playedAchievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.
| Genres | Casual, Indie |
| Player tags | Casual · Visual Novel · Hand-drawn · Dark Comedy · Memes · Immersive Sim · Psychological Horror · 2D · Indie · Choices Matter · Text-Based · Singleplayer (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English |
| Achievements | 3 |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 Processor: 1 Ghz Memory: 512 MB MB RAM Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card Storage: 200 MB available space Additional Notes: Anyone can prob run this game tbh