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Grandpa High on Retro
Grandpa goes on a third person, action adventure killing rampage, with his grandson after his smoking session was interrupted by a phone call.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.
“11/10 Story 12/10 DLC Peak cutscenes. Fun Gameplay. Funny characters. Peak Soundtrack. Peak voice acting. Peak game design. Peak setup for next missions. Peak racism. Peak comedy. Peak gunplay. Peak sex scene. Play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.”
— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played“This one will offend some and give others the sense of being just right. While not being politically correct it will give you an old school vibe. It is kind of short, so be conscious of that. As an old man I was able to beat this under two hours. The AI voices add to the…”
— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played“Cons: Too short Pros: Got me pregnant (The dlc is the best piece of media ever conceived, cannot wait for the continuation after that ending.)”
— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players. Live count fetched 2026-07-24 01:31 UTC · history via SteamCharts.
Price tracking
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Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
Grandpa High on Retro is now Steam Deck Compatible!
Hey everyone, Im excited to announce that Grandpa High on Retro is now compatible with Steam Deck ! I have made updates to improve the experience, including better controller support, improved text re
HUGE UPDATE LIVE NOW
Ive released a major update! This update includes a wide range of changes and improvements across the game. A lot of systems have been reworked to improve the overall experience and bring the game clo
Patch Delayed One Week – Voice Acting Preview Video
Hey everyone, Quick update about the patch that was supposed to launch tomorrow March 6 . After some last minute testing, the team and I decided it’s better to delay the patch by about two weeks . The
Reveal Date of the 2nd Free DLC
The official date for the 2nd free DLC, where Grandpa will travel to the future in search of the Epstein Files, will be released on September 3 ! Here is a sneak peek:
Preparation for the Second DLC
Thank you for all the incredible support over the past couple of months!In preparation for our second free DLC, I hire awesome people and replace the game's code. This new code delivers a vastly impro
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.
| Genres | Action, Adventure, Indie |
| Player tags | Action · Adventure · Action-Adventure · Shooter · Third-Person Shooter · 3D · Cinematic · 1980s · Atmospheric · Comedy · Dark Comedy · Dark Humor (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Full controller support · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English * * |
| Controller | Full support |
| Estimated owners | 20,000 – 50,000 (SteamSpy) |
| Official site | https://ashnellgames.com/ |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i5, AMD Ryzen 3 or equivalent (64 bit) Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970 or higher DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 20 GB available space Additional Notes: DirectX 11 with support for Shader Model 5 (SM5)