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Grandpa High on Retro
Grandpa goes on a third person, action adventure killing rampage, with his grandson after his smoking session was interrupted by a phone call.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-04 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-13.
What reviewers agree on
27 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“This game is FANTASTIC! hit the bong fight feds to get laid stop at store to get condoms FIGHT SPERM help our grandsons gf get pregnant GO TO THE FUTURE TO GET THE EPSTEIN FILES AND SAVE OUR DAUGHTER!!!! 10/10 game”
“The game is pretty funny and i was easy to play and understand. Imo its worth the price, and I look forward to seeing the game change and grow. for those that are complaining about the game, its 8$ and you have you tube…”
“Quite possibly the best game I've ever played. The gameplay, there. The voices, sexy. The cut scenes, best part of the game. Highly recommend.”
25 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“This game is FANTASTIC! hit the bong fight feds to get laid stop at store to get condoms FIGHT SPERM help our grandsons gf get pregnant GO TO THE FUTURE TO GET THE EPSTEIN FILES AND SAVE OUR DAUGHTER!!!! 10/10 game”
“I like this game. The story isn't super deep or anything like that, the writing is light shock humor and I think it works with the style and playtime of the game well. It took me a little under 2 hours to beat it and…”
“Quite possibly the best game I've ever played. The gameplay, there. The voices, sexy. The cut scenes, best part of the game. Highly recommend.”
16 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“game is so good that i returned it cause it bought it on sale. just to buy it back at full price. funny. would recommend. appreciate the indie devs.”
“The game is pretty funny and i was easy to play and understand. Imo its worth the price, and I look forward to seeing the game change and grow. for those that are complaining about the game, its 8$ and you have you tube…”
“Got jump scared by a literal viral infection trying to shank me 10/10 Best $9.43 I ever spent”
12 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“The game is pretty funny and i was easy to play and understand. Imo its worth the price, and I look forward to seeing the game change and grow. for those that are complaining about the game, its 8$ and you have you tube…”
“I like this game. The story isn't super deep or anything like that, the writing is light shock humor and I think it works with the style and playtime of the game well. It took me a little under 2 hours to beat it and…”
“This is very funny and good game I like the story and I'm sure you will make a good and long story in second free dlc I like the trailer and I'm so excited and I see the upcoming march update I see the AI voice is going…”
11 of the 103 reviews raise this.
“Fun game, love the retro vibe of the game and the gameplay overall. It´s a short game with the dlc i already played it through by 1,5 hours, but other than that a great game. Would love to see some more like this game…”
“-No camera shoulder swap -No keybind change options -Rolls and slides don't affect hostile NPC's aimbot accuracy, also they are clunky - which makes performing them useless -Shotguns have around 2-3m range, after that…”
“Shot some things, Great gameplay and 10/10 graphics.”
18 of the 103 reviews raise this · 16 of them still recommend the game.
“I like this game. The story isn't super deep or anything like that, the writing is light shock humor and I think it works with the style and playtime of the game well. It took me a little under 2 hours to beat it and…”
“Fun game, love the retro vibe of the game and the gameplay overall. It´s a short game with the dlc i already played it through by 1,5 hours, but other than that a great game. Would love to see some more like this game…”
“This game fulfils an undescribable childish need deep inside everyone that will play this game. Very short about 1 hour long , very silly , very fun........ more jokes please.”
16 of the 103 reviews raise this · 9 of them still recommend the game.
“I like this game. The story isn't super deep or anything like that, the writing is light shock humor and I think it works with the style and playtime of the game well. It took me a little under 2 hours to beat it and…”
“-No camera shoulder swap -No keybind change options -Rolls and slides don't affect hostile NPC's aimbot accuracy, also they are clunky - which makes performing them useless -Shotguns have around 2-3m range, after that…”
“this game is hard to control and for some reason hates to give you ammo, it is also absolute jank trash.”
8 of the 103 reviews raise this · 6 of them still recommend the game.
“[h2][b] ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME IS PEAK [/b][/h2] I can't lie though, the movement controls are so clunky and ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I can’t roll and shoot at the same time, and sometimes the game just decides I should kiss a wall mid…”
“gameplay – B- story – B sound – B- design – B detail – B ui – B- enjoyment – B === overall – B === note: Never stop grandpaing.”
“This Game has to be one of my favorites in my library, sure it maxed out my GPU due to not being able to set a max frame rate. But ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DID IT HAVE ME CACKLING TILL I WAS OUT OF BREATH(between the poor AI voices and…”
5 of the 103 reviews raise this · 3 of them still recommend the game.
“You have to be a little ♥♥♥♥♥ to downvote this game. The story is so funny and nuts. Gun play was passable. The only change I'd make is when looting you dont have to drag every time and just press select. Similar to how…”
“-No camera shoulder swap -No keybind change options -Rolls and slides don't affect hostile NPC's aimbot accuracy, also they are clunky - which makes performing them useless -Shotguns have around 2-3m range, after that…”
“6/10 (Still recommend because its funny) its very repetitive and way too long for it to be repetitive. Feels like the same level over and over again. The game has like a solid 4-5 funny parts which is cool but otherwise…”
5 of the 103 reviews raise this · 2 of them still recommend the game.
“[h2][b] ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME IS PEAK [/b][/h2] I can't lie though, the movement controls are so clunky and ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I can’t roll and shoot at the same time, and sometimes the game just decides I should kiss a wall mid…”
“-No camera shoulder swap -No keybind change options -Rolls and slides don't affect hostile NPC's aimbot accuracy, also they are clunky - which makes performing them useless -Shotguns have around 2-3m range, after that…”
“this game is hard to control and for some reason hates to give you ammo, it is also absolute jank trash.”
Counted across 103 English reviews, sampled to match this game's 88.9% positive rating · as of 2026-05-13
“11/10 Story 12/10 DLC Peak cutscenes. Fun Gameplay. Funny characters. Peak Soundtrack. Peak voice acting. Peak game design. Peak setup for next missions. Peak racism. Peak comedy. Peak gunplay. Peak sex scene. Play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.”
— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played“This one will offend some and give others the sense of being just right. While not being politically correct it will give you an old school vibe. It is kind of short, so be conscious of that. As an old man I was able to beat this under two hours. The AI voices add to the…”
— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played“Cons: Too short Pros: Got me pregnant (The dlc is the best piece of media ever conceived, cannot wait for the continuation after that ending.)”
— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-06 via SteamCharts.
Price tracking
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Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
Development update: 2nd Free DLC delayed
Hello, The 2nd Free DLC isn't coming out on the 3rd of September. I'm sorry. Here's what happened. The new stuff looks the way I wanted it to look. That was the whole point, modern graphics because of
Grandpa High on Retro is now Steam Deck Compatible!
Hey everyone, Im excited to announce that Grandpa High on Retro is now compatible with Steam Deck ! I have made updates to improve the experience, including better controller support, improved text re
HUGE UPDATE LIVE NOW
Ive released a major update! This update includes a wide range of changes and improvements across the game. A lot of systems have been reworked to improve the overall experience and bring the game clo
Patch Delayed One Week – Voice Acting Preview Video
Hey everyone, Quick update about the patch that was supposed to launch tomorrow March 6 . After some last minute testing, the team and I decided it’s better to delay the patch by about two weeks . The
Reveal Date of the 2nd Free DLC
The official date for the 2nd free DLC, where Grandpa will travel to the future in search of the Epstein Files, will be released on September 3 ! Here is a sneak peek:
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.
| Genres | Action, Adventure, Indie |
| Player tags | Action · Adventure · Action-Adventure · Shooter · Third-Person Shooter · 3D · Cinematic · 1980s · Atmospheric · Comedy · Dark Comedy · Dark Humor (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Full controller support · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English * * |
| Controller | Full support |
| Official site | https://ashnellgames.com/ |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i5, AMD Ryzen 3 or equivalent (64 bit) Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970 or higher DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 20 GB available space Additional Notes: DirectX 11 with support for Shader Model 5 (SM5)