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GOOOOOOAL!
Have you ever tried playing cards with a bear? But bears don't know how to play cards... That in this incredible game you will feel yourself in the role of a bear who is trying to play cards, but he does not succeed. All he can do is smash everything around and scream GOOOOOL!
View on Steam ↗ $1.99 (US · as of 2026-07-26)What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.
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— a player, Steam review · 4 hrs played“interesting game... very easy to understand and also very easy to mess up your run. 7/10 (not much to the game other ythwna jumping)”
— a player, Steam review · 8 hrs played“ГОООООООЛ!”
— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players. Live count fetched 2026-07-11 14:12 UTC · history via SteamCharts.
Achievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-07-25.
Price tracking
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Latest official news
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Fix Update
- Improved optimization (should fix crashes and improve FPS) - Fixed some bugs - Maybe something else is broken
A New Year's miracle!
In honor of the new year, we have added a themed update with festive content to the game.: - a small New Year's level - a festive hat - snowball (soccer ball skin) as well as part of the content of th
Future plans and a small bug fix
I want to thank everyone for the warm welcome! I am very glad that many people liked the game and now I am even more motivated to work on the game further! First of all, it is planned to: - expand the
Release date and Price of the game
Well, there are no more reasons to postpone the game, so the game will definitely be released on the date specified on the game page: October 10 (at about 15:00 Moscow time). Of course, I would like t
Postponing the release of the game
Unfortunately, we have to announce the postponement of the release date of our game. This decision was not made lightly, but a serious problem arose that could spoil the gaming experience or prevent t
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.
| Genres | Casual, Indie |
| Player tags | Casual · Platformer · Memes · Funny · Comedy · Satire · Parody · Side Scroller · 2D · Colorful · Hand-drawn · Fast-Paced (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Trading Cards · Family Sharing |
| Languages | Russian * , English * , Simplified Chinese * * |
| Achievements | 1 |
| Estimated owners | 50,000 – 100,000 (SteamSpy) |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: OS: Windows 10 / 11 Processor: Intel Core i7 10700F 2.9 Ghz Memory: 8000 MB RAM Graphics: 6 GB GTX 1660 Ti or better Storage: 200 MB available space