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GlitchSPANKR

GlitchSPANKR

GlitchSPANKR is a comedy-driven narrative adventure full of secrets, chaos, minigames, and unexpected choices. Spank, spare, or smooch your way through a corrupted 90s game haunted by a lonely, unstable virus. Every level is different. Every choice matters. Your future is in your wiggly hand.

Released Oct 15, 2025 Developer Mahelyk, TheClassifiedX Publisher Black Lantern Collective, TheClassifiedX Platforms Windows ComedyMultiple EndingsDynamic NarrationChoices MatterCasual
View on Steam ↗ $19.99 (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-25.

96.6%positive319 reviews
Recommended · 3 found this helpful

“This game gives me the vibes of a much more crass Stanley Parable, and any game with Strong Stanley Parable vibes is worth taking a look at. The crassness might be a little much for what games I'm currently looking to play, but the variety of level alterations, meta-narrative,…”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
Recommended · 2 found this helpful

“This is a pretty great game if you're into funny games similar to the Stanley Parable. The virus is a stupid yet quirky thing that could become your friend, nemesis, or maybe frenemies-to-lovers. Its narrative and humor are the main appealing parts. The game is basically trying…”

— a player, Steam review · 9 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“GlitchSpankr I fully expected GlitchSpankr to be a 15-minute joke game; the kind where you slap a few physics props, laugh once, and uninstall it forever. I was completely wrong. What starts as pure, unadulterated slapstick rapidly devolves into a bizarre, existential…”

— a player, Steam review · 13 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

48achievements
36.1%median completion
5.5%rarest: Spank-master
90.3% of players 88.2% of players 83.7% of players 79.9% of players 71.2% of players 58.2% of players 55.8% of players 53.4% of players 51.2% of players 49.4% of players 49.1% of players 46.3% of players 46.2% of players 44.2% of players 44.2% of players 44.1% of players 44.0% of players 42.5% of players 41.9% of players 40.6% of players 40.5% of players 39.0% of players 37.7% of players 37.4% of players 36.1% of players 35.9% of players 34.1% of players 33.1% of players 33.0% of players 32.3% of players 31.5% of players 29.7% of players 29.6% of players 28.3% of players 27.7% of players 26.7% of players 25.4% of players 21.7% of players 21.4% of players 19.8% of players 19.0% of players 17.5% of players 16.8% of players 13.4% of players 12.0% of players 10.2% of players 8.0% of players 5.5% of players 90.3% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
90.3%The Glitch Spanker — Spank your first glitch!
88.2%Spanker — Spank 100 objects
83.7%My Special Stick — Use the Spankulator in SPANKR HQ to customize your stick
Rarest badges of honor
5.5%Spank-master — Spank 10,000 things
8.0%Guardian Angel — Protect Spunk in Old_Friends without taking any damage.
10.2%Dork Souls — Survive BossFight without getting hit

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-09-26. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$19.99current · sampled 2026-09-26 21:12 UTC
$19.99lowest since tracking began2026-09-26
US19.99 USD
EU19.50 EUR
UK16.75 GBP
Australia29.50 AUD
Canada25.99 CAD
Japan2,300 JPY
Brazil59.99 BRL
China76.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$11 Brazil Japan Canada US Australia UK EU≈$22

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Nov 17, 2025
Controller Support, Steam Trading Cards, and New Milestone Update!

Hey Spankrs! This update has some juicy news! Our third review milestone hit! Steam community trading cards, emoticons, backgrounds, and badges! A new update with full controller support! GlitchSPANKR

Oct 31, 2025
New Milestone reward, and OST out now on Spotify!

Happy Halloween and SPOOKY SPANKIN's! tl;dr We hit our next milestone! (community reward survey below) The full OST is released on Spotify! Full controller support is underway, but not quite done yet

Oct 27, 2025
Milestone Key Giveaway, OST Release, and MORE!

Hey Spankrs! tl;dr We sent out the first Milestone 20 Steam key giveaway We're nearly at Milestone 2 already The games Soundtrack is being released on Spotify and Steam for free (dates and links below

Oct 27, 2025
Patch 9

Hey Spankrs! Here is Patch 9, just some small improvements and fixes I saw I could add, along with some fixes submitted by you guys! The most important may be the ability to skip the Spunkball level.

Oct 24, 2025
Patch 8 - Chain stick quickfix

Patch 8 Hey Spankrs, Just a quick fix this morning from some fixes from last night! The biggest one was fixing the Chain stick, which broke after adding in a system to reduce the wobble for people who

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-25.

GenresAdventure, Casual
Player tagsComedy · Multiple Endings · Dynamic Narration · Choices Matter · Casual · Voxel · First-Person · Story Rich · Hidden Object · Walking Simulator · Funny · Exploration (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Steam Trading Cards · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish * *
ControllerFull support
Achievements48
Official sitehttps://www.theclassifiedx.com
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Quad-core Intel or AMD, 2.5 GHz or faster Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: Directx 11 or 12 compatible graphics card DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 2 GB available space Sound Card: Yeah, you need this. Well only if you want to hear sounds.