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Future? No Thanks!

Future? No Thanks!

Future? No Thanks! is a narrative-driven, open-world adventure set in an ecosocialist utopia. You're old, bitter, and scheduled for euthanasia. Enjoy your last day in a future that works for everyone but you.

Released Sep 4, 2026 Developer Molleindustria Platforms Windows · Mac Open WorldDark ComedyAdventureExplorationSci-fi
View on Steam ↗ $13.99 (US · as of 2026-10-22)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-29.

100.0%positive63 reviews
Recommended · 19 found this helpful

“Expected ♥♥♥♥, but it had some of the best writings and jokes so far this year and we all know that GTA 6 will have ♥♥♥♥ writing and story. This has it beaten badly.”

— a player, Steam review · 7 hrs played
Recommended · 16 found this helpful

“Who could have guessed from the storepage that this game is not, in fact, pornographic? Thankfully, it only took Steam a few months of reviewing and delaying release to figure this out for us (the whole story can be found on Bluesky). If you have any doubt, the "demo" is still…”

— a player, Steam review · 7 hrs played
Recommended · 15 found this helpful

“This game was so funny, the animations and voices are great, they never get old. There are a lot of Pittsburgh landmarks too, very enjoyable to see. You can tell this game was lovingly hand-crafted by the developer! But when I got to the end, when I was headed back to the…”

— a player, Steam review · 7 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-10-22.

6achievements
30.0%median completion
9.3%rarest: Full House
38.8% of players 36.5% of players 35.3% of players 30.0% of players 29.0% of players 9.3% of players 38.8% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
38.8%Drink a Coke — Original recipe
36.5%Get Into a Fist Fight — Cheaper than therapy
35.3%Eat a Real Steak — Carbon budget exceeded
Rarest badges of honor
9.3%Full House — Everybody showed up at the funeral
29.0%Drive a Real Car — Internal combustion memories
30.0%Smoke a Cigar — Worth it!

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-09-30. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$13.99−30% right nowcurrent · sampled 2026-10-22 11:56 UTC
$19.99base price
$13.99lowest since tracking began2026-10-14
US13.99 USD−30%
EU14.34 EUR−30%
UK12.42 GBP−30%
Australia19.95 AUD−30%
Canada16.79 CAD−30%
Japan1,820 JPY−30%
Brazil47.59 BRL−30%
China53.90 CNY−30%

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$8.1 Brazil Japan Canada Australia US EU UK≈$17

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-10-22). Relative comparison only.

$0 $25 $50 09-30 10-04 10-08 10-13 10-17 10-22

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-29.

GenresAction, Adventure, Casual, Indie
Player tagsOpen World · Dark Comedy · Adventure · Exploration · Sci-fi · Puzzle · Choices Matter · Point & Click · Walking Simulator · Third Person · Cozy · Visual Novel (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Custom Volume Controls · #category_playable_at_your_own_pace · Playable without Timed Input · Stereo Sound · Subtitle Options
LanguagesEnglish * *
ControllerFull support
Achievements6
Official sitehttps://www.molleindustria.org/
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i5 2.60GHz Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 2GB Storage: 3 GB available space