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DateBoy

DateBoy

Secretly playing your Generic-90s-Handheld-Video-Game-Console during a first date? Shame on you!

Released Nov 4, 2025 Developer Anton Pätsi, Henri Pätsi Publisher Silakka Entertainment Platforms Windows SimulationFunnyShortComedyDialogue Heavy
View on Steam ↗ Free (US · as of 2026-09-25)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-25.

98.9%positive536 reviews
Recommended · 4 found this helpful

“Funny short game. Easy achievements. Great voice acting too.”

— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played
Recommended · 1 found this helpful

“An amazing indie game. The dialogue and script is top-tier. I struggled with the gameboy level for like a minute, but it gets easier. I got all of the achievements in 26 minutes. I would recommend this game to solo players that may be bored or are just looking for a new indie…”

— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played
Recommended · 1 found this helpful

“this game is so dumb lol, waitress is hilariously real though”

— a player, Steam review · 4 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

10achievements
48.9%median completion
24.5%rarest: hello!
78.6% of players 72.4% of players 70.9% of players 65.1% of players 62.1% of players 48.9% of players 41.2% of players 36.6% of players 36.3% of players 24.5% of players 78.6% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
78.6%maaaaargheritaaa! — Hidden achievement
72.4%F#@%ING RIGGED!!! — skill issue
70.9%marry me. — Hidden achievement
Rarest badges of honor
24.5%hello! — say hello.
36.3%just the 2 of us — ignore your date
36.6%hmmmmayybeee — cmon you're better than this

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Jul 09, 2026
Huh? New trailer for A Real Life Party?!

Wishlist here In other news... You should have received your hats in the mail by now! If you are unable to join us, please fill out the forms included in the package. Pay special attention to sections

Jun 19, 2026
Wishlist our new game! (A Real Life Party)

You've been invited to A Real Life Party! Please join us! Please! Wishlist here!

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-25.

GenresAdventure, Indie, Simulation, Free To Play
Player tagsSimulation · Funny · Short · Comedy · Dialogue Heavy · Adventure · Story Rich · Choices Matter · Life Sim · Singleplayer · Dynamic Narration · Linear (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Camera Comfort · Custom Volume Controls · Adjustable Difficulty · Stereo Sound · Subtitle Options · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish * *
Achievements10
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows® 10 64 Bit Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-2500K or AMD Ryzen™ 3 1200 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 1050 DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 500 MB available space