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Chushpan Simulator

Chushpan Simulator

A game in which you have to go from an insignificant person to the king of the world

Released Feb 1, 2024 Developer Sebasa Games Platforms Windows MemesLife SimFunnyOpen WorldDark Humor
View on Steam ↗ $0.74 (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-04 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-13.

85.5%positive2,874 reviews
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“I don't understand what they are saying, but as long I can beat someone up. I think it's great! Very recommended”

— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“Dayum, came for the achievements and the plat, but the gameplay's actually not bad either. Though there was some kinda bug and my playtime dropped from 12 hours down to 2.”

— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“Такой же хуитой по молодухи страдал”

— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-07 via SteamCharts.

2,676all-time peak
0 100 200 2025 2026 No data collected for this period No data collected for this period 109 avg · Dec 2025

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

34achievements
33.5%median completion
8.4%rarest: Секретик
83.0% of players 82.4% of players 71.3% of players 62.2% of players 55.7% of players 51.4% of players 50.8% of players 49.5% of players 48.8% of players 47.9% of players 46.2% of players 45.6% of players 44.7% of players 44.3% of players 38.2% of players 37.8% of players 34.8% of players 33.5% of players 32.7% of players 32.3% of players 30.7% of players 29.4% of players 26.8% of players 26.4% of players 25.7% of players 23.1% of players 22.5% of players 21.4% of players 21.3% of players 15.1% of players 12.7% of players 11.8% of players 8.4% of players 8.4% of players 83.0% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
83.0%Еще чушпан — Зашел в игру
82.4%Что же тебя ждет... — Очнулся
71.3%Волк — Выгодно обменял валюту
Rarest badges of honor
8.4%Секретик — Hidden achievement
8.4%Закрашено — Закрасить 10 чужих граффити
11.8%ТНН — Hidden achievement

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-07-11. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$0.74−75% right nowcurrent · sampled 2026-09-26 21:12 UTC
$2.99base price
$0.74lowest since tracking began2026-07-17
US0.74 USD−75%
EU0.74 EUR−75%
UK0.62 GBP−75%
Australia1.12 AUD−75%
Canada0.97 CAD−75%
Japan87 JPY−75%
Brazil2.62 BRL−75%
China3.75 CNY−75%

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

Brazil≈$0.5 Japan China Canada US Australia UK EU≈$0.8

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

$0 $2.5 $5 07-11 07-25 08-10 08-25 09-10 09-26

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Jul 19, 2026
75% Discount

-Updated hair -Removed unnecessary vegetation on body parts that are not visible -Fixed paths for PNS -Minor other fixes We hope that future games will provide us with the financial resources to devel

Mar 21, 2026
Spring Update

Winter has ended in the game and the snow has melted. You can immerse yourself in the atmosphere of summer nature again. The game also has updated global lighting and improved lighting in confined spa

Feb 25, 2026
Try the demo Woman Simulator

https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/44823033/5801fda5d41f936af484c794f68f81b11238f34b.png The game will make you feel like a woman: cleaning, washing, cooking - and not a moment's peace. Full i

Feb 24, 2026
Try the demo Woman Simulator

The game will make you feel like a woman: cleaning, washing, cooking - and not a moment's peace. Full immersion into the world of women's worries! https://store.steampowered.com/app/4366130/Woman_Simu

Jan 31, 2026
Скидки на все игры Sebasa Games

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.

GenresAction, Adventure, RPG, Simulation
Player tagsMemes · Life Sim · Funny · Open World · Dark Humor · Simulation · Comedy · Emotional · First-Person · Atmospheric · Choices Matter · Adventure (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Trading Cards · Family Sharing
LanguagesRussian * , English, French, German, Spanish - Spain *
Achievements34
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 / 8 / 10 Processor: Intel core i3 / Ryzen 3 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: GTX 1060 / RX 580 Storage: 2 GB available space