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Champy the Useless Vampire

Champy the Useless Vampire

Join Champy, the useless vampire, in this charming 2D point-and-click adventure with hand-drawn environments and funny puzzles. Embark on an adventure amongst a cult of vampire hunters, a giant octopus and zombie animals. Will Champy find a way to save Dracula before it's too late?

Released Feb 15, 2024 Developer True Ascension Platforms Windows · Mac Point & ClickAdventureComedyNostalgiaCartoony
View on Steam ↗ $5.99 (US · as of 2026-05-18)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.

88.0%positive83 reviews
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“This game was fun. The vibe was similar to the monkey island adventure games.”

— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

18achievements
38.4%median completion
10.0%rarest: The Comedian
46.4% of players 44.0% of players 42.6% of players 40.5% of players 40.1% of players 39.6% of players 39.6% of players 39.1% of players 38.4% of players 38.4% of players 37.8% of players 37.7% of players 37.2% of players 37.2% of players 37.1% of players 23.5% of players 16.5% of players 10.0% of players 46.4% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
46.4%Coming Out — Help an old friend get out of the... coffin.
44.0%Self Reflection — Take a look in the mirror.
42.6%Here, Kitty Kitty — Collect the skull key.
Rarest badges of honor
10.0%The Comedian — Enjoy all the jokes in the theater.
16.5%Master Puzzler — Solve a geography puzzle on the first try.
23.5%Hail the King — Pay some extra attention to a piece of art.

Latest official news

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May 23, 2025
Update in order for the Achievements to work again

It should work straight out of the box, but in case it doesn't - toss the save files and try again! Specifically the saveSteamFile.save - the others is not necessary to toss.

May 13, 2025
Doomsday Valley just launched on Kickstarter!

The Mystery of Doomsday Valley just launched on Kickstarter! Calling all undead adventurers! We have a new quest for you. Champy demands your obedience! Find a shovel and a bottle of ink. Combine the

May 07, 2025
Play the Demo! (The Mystery of Doomsday Valley)

Hello all undead servants! The studio behind Champy the Useless Vampire is launching a new project called The Mystery of Doomsday Valley. Here is the Steam release from that game - enjoy! ---------- T

Mar 07, 2025
Champy the Useless Vampire - Fixes and Adjustments!

We've made some quality-of-life improvements to our beloved game, Champy the Useless Vampire , and fixed a few issues along the way. We're committed to keeping this little gem undead for a long time,

Nov 15, 2024
Doomsday Valley Steam Page and Trailer!

Steam Page We are happy to announce that The Mystery of Doomsday Valley now has a Steam Page and a Teaser Trailer. We will post updates about the game on that page and update it when more material bec

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Screenshots

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Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.

GenresAdventure
Player tagsPoint & Click · Adventure · Comedy · Nostalgia · Cartoony · 1990's · Stylized · Indie · 2D · Relaxing · Singleplayer · Hand-drawn (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish * , German, Spanish - Spain, Swedish, French, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil *
Achievements18
Official sitehttps://www.trueascension.productions/
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: 2.5Ghz or better Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Support for OpenGL 3.3 Storage: 500 MB available space Sound Card: Any windows compatible soundcard