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Chair F*cking Simulator

Chair F*cking Simulator

Use our innovative patented funky fresh ChairF*cker simulation tech to meet the chair of your wildest dreams.

Released Jul 7, 2020 Developer SoSorrySoft Platforms Windows Psychological HorrorDating SimCreature CollectorHorrorLGBTQ+
View on Steam ↗ $1.99 (US · as of 2026-07-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.

93.6%positive956 reviews
Recommended · 14 found this helpful

“Before I started playing this game, I was bullied at school. After I discovered Chair f*cking simulator and started playing for hours every day, I became the most famous kid in school and even started humping chairs in real life. Now, I’m a multi-billionaire company owner who…”

— a player, Steam review · 69 hrs played
Recommended · 7 found this helpful

“While you pesky betas are playing stupid actionslop games, I'm playing Chair F*cking Simulator to become a true Alpha gigachad.”

— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played
Recommended · 9 found this helpful

“One quiet morning, as the first light touched the world, a philosopher stirred with a realization that transcended mere logic. It wasn’t a quest for truth or virtue that called to him, but a profound, undeniable yearning—a desire to truly connect with the humble chair. He…”

— a player, Steam review · 68 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-07-25.

31achievements
14.3%median completion
5.0%rarest: No Chair Left Out
98.4% of players 65.5% of players 59.5% of players 52.4% of players 50.9% of players 42.0% of players 37.9% of players 35.6% of players 35.4% of players 21.9% of players 19.6% of players 18.2% of players 17.9% of players 17.7% of players 16.1% of players 14.3% of players 13.9% of players 13.4% of players 12.9% of players 11.1% of players 10.6% of players 10.2% of players 9.2% of players 9.0% of players 8.8% of players 8.6% of players 8.5% of players 6.5% of players 5.8% of players 5.0% of players 5.0% of players 98.4% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
98.4%Fucked A Chair — Hidden achievement
65.5%Window Shopper — Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
59.5%Furniture Pervert — Hidden achievement
Rarest badges of honor
5.0%No Chair Left Out — Completed with every chair color & type
5.0%Abandoned By God — Hidden achievement
5.8%Stop Worrying And Love The Chair — Hidden achievement

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-07-25. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$1.99current · sampled 2026-07-26 08:39 UTC
$1.99lowest since tracking began2026-07-25
US1.99 USD
EU1.99 EUR
UK1.69 GBP
Australia2.95 AUD
Canada2.59 CAD
Japan235 JPY
Brazil6.99 BRL
China11.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

Brazil≈$1.4 Japan China Canada US Australia UK EU≈$2.3

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-07-24). Relative comparison only.

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Dec 19, 2024
GIVE the GIFT of CHAIR F*CKER 🎄🪑

Your friends, enemies, and respected heroes all will appreciate the gift of CHAIR F*CKING SIMULATOR this HOLIDAY SEASON. Currently on sale 20% OFF for the Steam Winter Sale until Jan 2nd!

Aug 27, 2024
CHAIR F*CKING SIMULATOR 2024 UPDATE ! COUCH ADDED

https://clan.akamai.steamstatic.com/images//37660032/520b4167816cc05b4ef8a9ea685a0e38933d0d89.gif Your government-assigned couch spouse has ARRIVED on the scene. So mac truck back up whack up that sna

Aug 27, 2024
WOW It's a CHAIR F*CKING SIMULATOR 2024 UPDATE!

HEY CRRAIG HIY KYLE NO CAP BRAYDEN you tired of f*cking a puny chair and watching ur billionaire friends have SICKASS sock darning lessons on their plump-ass trophy couches? BRO, double dip your shoe

Feb 04, 2022
It's A Chair F*cking Simulator Update

HELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTS Take off your skid marks and get ready to raw straight through the cave cheese and deep dive into that soft onion-to-onion grappling flavor. We bring you a small pretty

Oct 15, 2021
Halloween Theme is Back!

https://media.giphy.com/media/wzygmK4ZQ5XrLbLRSJ/giphy.gif 🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃 ℍ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ came back. Holy crap! It returned! We better celebrate by letting a bunch of pumpkins watch us slap th

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.

GenresCasual, Indie, Simulation
Player tagsPsychological Horror · Dating Sim · Creature Collector · Horror · LGBTQ+ · Clicker · Romance · Memes · Comic Book · Third Person · Funny · Surreal (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish
Achievements31
Estimated owners0 – 20,000 (SteamSpy)
Official sitehttp://www.chairfucker.com
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1 Processor: 2GHz Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: 512 MB Storage: 460 MB available space