You reported the bugs.
We gave the developers coffee instead of beer.
Apparently that works. ☕💀
Patch 1.2 is here with fixes based directly on your reports!
💾 LEVEL 7 NOW REMEMBERS YOUR SUFFERING
Died in Level 7?
Previously: CONGRATULATIONS! DO THE WHOLE FUCKING THING AGAIN. 💀
Now we've added checkpoints throughout Level 7.
Boss retries also bring you back to the fight without replaying the introduction, and completed conversations stay completed.
Less repetition. Same EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
🔧 WE ALSO FIXED SOME QUESTIONABLE SHIT
⚔️ Boss health bars now show the correct boss names instead of apparently believing everyone is Bez-Off.
🗣️ Fixed the broken Talk prompt on the first Level 7 villager. He has finally decided to communicate.
🚪 Fixed the entrance to Meta-Morph's arena. You may now enter through the door like a normal human being instead of discovering the sacred three-pixel entrance.
👻 Fixed the invisible collision near the Level 6 boss stairs.
Turns out the invisible wall was not a secret boss mechanic.
❤️ THANK YOU!
These fixes came directly from your bug reports.
You find them. We panic. We fix them. Then we pretend everything was under control. 🍺
Keep the reports coming!
We play. We listen. We fix. We don't judge.
💨 PATCH 1.2 — LIVE NOW
Fewer bugs. Better checkpoints. Same stupid developers. 🔧🫘💨
