💨 IT'S LIVE. WE ACTUALLY RELEASED IT.
This is not a joke.
Well... the entire game is a joke.
But the release isn't.
After months of development, bugs, beers, questionable decisions and repeatedly asking ourselves:
“What if a brutally difficult dark-fantasy action RPG had more beans?”
We finally have the answer.
🔥 DARK FARTS: PARODY SMELL EDITION IS OUT NOW!
The gates are open.
The bosses are waiting.
Bjorn has eaten the beans.
And somewhere, a developer is already drinking because somebody found a bug 11 minutes after launch. 🍺
Welcome to our completely unserious parody of brutally serious dark-fantasy action RPGs.
⚔️ Fight. 💀 Die. ⚔️ Fight again. 💀 Die again. 💨 Remember you have fart powers. 🏆 Somehow win. 🫘 Eat another bean.
This is the way.
Expect ridiculous parody bosses, dark fantasy, memes, fourth-wall destruction, questionable dialogue, magical beans and enough EMOTIONAL DAMAGE to make you reconsider your gaming hobby.
Are you good at difficult action RPGs?
We play. We don't judge.
Did you die to the first enemy?
We play. We don't judge.
Did you spend 40 minutes fighting a boss before realizing you forgot about your fart powers?
...
We still don't judge.
Probably.
💥 THE WAIT IS OVER.
No more countdowns.
No more “Coming Soon.”
No more asking us for a demo.
YOU ARE THE DEMO NOW.
💨 DARK FARTS: PARODY SMELL EDITION — OUT NOW ON STEAM!
Buy it. Play it. Review it. Send it to your friends.
Then come back and tell us which boss caused the most Emotional Damage.
And remember the most important rule of any difficult fantasy adventure:
Don't panic. Don't give up. And NEVER trust a silent fart. 💨
LET THE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE BEGIN.
