💨 24 HOURS LEFT. GOD HELP US.
It has been a long journey.
We made a game about weaponized farts.
You wishlisted it.
We play. We don’t judge. 🤝
And now there are only 24 HOURS LEFT until Dark Farts: Parody Smell Edition is released into the wild.
After countless bugs, questionable memes, magical beans, too many beers, and at least one developer asking:
“Are we seriously releasing this?”
Yes.
YES WE ARE!!!
Tomorrow you can finally:
⚔️ Fight ridiculous parody bosses. 💨 Weaponize your digestive system. 🫘 Eat magical beans and deal with the consequences. 💀 Die repeatedly and blame the developers. 🍺 Make terrible decisions.
Bought the game because of the fart jokes?
We don’t judge.
Spent three hours fighting the same boss?
We don’t judge.
Farted in real life and blamed the game?
…
The game is ready. Bjorn is ready. The beans are ready. Our legal department has stopped returning our calls.
There is no turning back now.
⏰ 24 HOURS.
Tomorrow, the wait ends.
Tomorrow, the beans awaken.
Tomorrow…
💥 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE BEGINS.
DARK FARTS: PARODY SMELL EDITION
💨 SEPTEMBER 16
Tell your friends. Warn your family. Open a window.
We play. We don’t judge.
And above all… never trust a silent fart.
