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Patch 1.4

Prime Monster · Community Announcements · September 03, 2026

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We’re back! As our faithful political servants trudge back from their summer holidays, so too do we return to try to please and entertain our masters while preserving some shred of our remaining dignity. Onwards!

BEWARE GEEKS BEARING GIFTS

This time we bring you only a small smattering of bug fixes, and yet, AND YET…May there perhaps be a hint at more to come buried within this patch? Who could say? 

Well, we could, certainly. But we won’t.

MAKING A DECENT LIST OF IT

Cast your wandering eye downwards and you’ll see the full list of changes. On the downside, it’s not as big as previous lists. On the upside, it’s considerably faster to read!

But if you crave more words, then be careful what you wish for because we’ve got ALL the words...

A WIKI SITUATION

...Or at least a lot of the words that are in the game, anyway. All lovingly presented in an actual, factual Wiki!

PRIME MONSTER WIKI

It’s essentially your own book of Urskin Flay, but covering every card, character, staff and tactic. And, unlike the real book, nobody died in its construction. Result!

IS THAT IT?

Well, I mean…It is SOME fixes, and a Wiki…(I suddenly feel like I’m on shifting sands…) And we are hinting at some future things, so that’s good…Right? 

WRAP IT UP

Alright! We’ll stop with the teasing before this whole post unravels.

Thanks for reading - and if you have any thoughts or theories to share, then do as the most enlightened citizens do and shout them into the internet! Our Steam forums and Discord await your most hare-brained takes.

And if you’re looking for something else to play (perish the thought), right now The Sexy Brutale is a whopping 70% off! If we reduce the price again later by 30%, then my understanding is that the game will cost nothing. Sounds crazy to me! But I’ve been told that I’m never to touch anything price-related, for some reason.


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