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Watch Your Ass

Watch Your Ass

The congressman Oleg Mizulin is a staunch homophobe. He proposes a law to ban all gays of all the land. Oleg argues with one of “them” at the parking lot and tells the man about his villainous plans. The lights go out and now the congressman’s ass is in mortal danger.

Released Mar 31, 2024 Developer Creepy-Huippy Platforms Windows HorrorPsychological HorrorParody SurvivalDark Humor
View on Steam ↗ $4.99 (US · as of 2026-05-15)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.

70.0%positive120 reviews
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“Best horror game ive ever played! i am NOT being held at gunpoint saying this, i loved the gameplay and the very NOT glitchy appearences!”

— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs played
Not recommended · 0 found this helpful

“play this game if you enjoy walking against a wall for over an hour while occasionally being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in your man hole 1/10”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
Not recommended · 0 found this helpful

“got bummed a few times i quit”

— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

6achievements
68.4%median completion
16.8%rarest: YOUR FAVORITE IS IN CONTACT!
95.3% of players 90.5% of players 84.8% of players 68.4% of players 24.7% of players 16.8% of players 95.3% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
95.3%YOU'RE SO EYED! — You have such a huge pickup truck
90.5%WHAT A RUDE YOU ARE! — You really smell like a real man
84.8%IT SEEMES A LITTLE DARK... — I hope no one paws you in the dark
Rarest badges of honor
16.8%YOUR FAVORITE IS IN CONTACT! — Dominate immediately
24.7%WOW, ROOM OF COOL! — Pump up and become a real man
68.4%OH, YOU FOUND A SECRET! — Find another one and there will be a threesome

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

May 06, 2024
New Super Version 2.0

This is a more simplified version of the game! Now it will be much easier for you to complete it, but you will also get great pleasure from the gameplay. An excellent gift for all connoisseurs of paro

Apr 05, 2024
NewVersion

Changed something a bit

Apr 04, 2024
New version 69.2

We added a very important warning to the disclaimer and changed the music for men's dances. Now it is without copyright!

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Screenshots

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Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.

GenresIndie
Player tagsHorror · Psychological Horror · Parody · Survival · Dark Humor · Simulation · Dark · Walking Simulator · Exploration · 3D · Cinematic · First-Person (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish, Russian * *
Achievements6
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: WINDOWS® 7, 8, 8.1, 10 (64-BIT Required) Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-3470 or AMD Ryzen™ 3 1200 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 760 2GB / AMD Radeon R9 280 3GB DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 8 GB available space Additional Notes: 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система