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Titanium Court
A critically-acclaimed surreal masterpiece. This is how AP Thomson would describe Titanium Court if not for the curse he bears as punishment for his hubris. Instead he can only use the crudest of terms and so he describes Titanium Court as "a clever ploy to trick gamers into reading my book." Yuck!
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-25.
“This is the single best use of Midsummer Night's Dream I've seen outside of a theater. The writing is sharp. The humor is absurd. The overall vibe is mischievous and delightful. And I cannot tell anyone what's in this game without sounding like SNL's Stefon describing New York…”
— a player, Steam review · 23 hrs played“I don't know how to explain this game to people who haven't spent time with it. I went to brush my teeth, and caught myself mentally lining up the bathroom tiles. This game has colonized the geometry of my house. Titanium Court is soooo good at intrigue but in a way that isn't…”
— a player, Steam review · 23 hrs played“An uniquely curious look at magic, cars and videogames. Saying more would probably betray the experience, but I will. A little bit. Very carefully. The game is a match 3 strategy roguelite deckbuilder point and click adventure with excellent writing that you will not find…”
— a player, Steam review · 26 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-08 via SteamCharts.
Achievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.
Price tracking
US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-09-26. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.
Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.
Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.
Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
Titanium Court doing its part to ease economic burden with biggest sale yet!
Local pessimists report that indie game sensation Titanium Court is now being sold for 50% off. Meanwhile, local optimists have provided a pointed rebuttal to this claim by arguing that Titanium Court
Titanium Court’s Demo is back
First of all, what a couple of weeks it’s been since Titanium Court was first unleashed upon the public! We’re overwhelmed and overjoyed by the response so far. One of the key pieces of feedback we’ve
Patch #1 is out now!
Bug Fixes: Corrected an issue where Her Majesty reacts to the alleged reappearance of the "toll road" despite having yet to encounter any tolls. A rare intrusive thought involving the pumpkin and the
Titanium Court: Available Now!
Yesterday an enthusiastic stranger on a micro-blogging website asked if they might purchase and play Titanium Court a day early. As it happens, the answer was yes, although I didn’t see their message
Alert: The Titanium Court release date has escaped!
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-25.
| Genres | Strategy |
| Player tags | Surreal · Funny · Match 3 · Tower Defense · Strategy · Turn-Based Tactics · Roguelite · Tactical RPG · Auto Battler · Puzzle · Singleplayer · Narrative (Steam store community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Steam Trading Cards · Camera Comfort · Custom Volume Controls · Adjustable Difficulty · Keyboard Only Option |
| Languages | English * * |
| Controller | Full support |
| Achievements | 13 |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 or later Processor: x64 architecture Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: OpenGL or DirectX 9 compatible graphics card. DirectX: Version 9.0c Storage: 600 MB available space Sound Card: Any