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The Crush House

The Crush House

Film and produce 1999's hottest reality TV show: The Crush House! Select a crush-worthy cast, satisfy voracious audiences and keep the show on air to uncover the sinister secrets behind this darkly comic thirst-person shooter.

Released Aug 9, 2024 Developer Nerial Publisher Devolver Digital Platforms Windows LGBTQ+SimulationAdventureDating SimLife Sim
View on Steam ↗ $16.99 (US · as of 2026-09-25)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-04 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-14.

74.5%positive541 reviews

What reviewers agree on

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Criticised
Bar length = how many of the 61 reviews raise the point On criticised points, the pale part = reviewers who still recommend the game Select a point to see the exact counts and what reviewers wrote.

Counted across 61 English reviews, sampled to match this game's 74.5% positive rating · as of 2026-05-14

Recommended · 18 found this helpful

“I was generously gifted this game tonight by a very sweet friend :) and I wanted to play it immediately! The hysterical trailer hooked me, with your character meant to be lurking around like a creep behind bushes, countertops, and lounge chairs. :D My expectations were high…”

— a player, Steam review · 4 hrs played
Recommended · 4 found this helpful

“I didn't think it'd be fun, but it is extremely entertaining to just sit there and record virtual characters go through drama”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
Not recommended · 10 found this helpful

“not really alot to do. the demands of the crowd and character dialog both happen at the same time so you miss one or the other. it'd be more interesting with voice acting. the viewers demand you stare at the pool or plants and other objects. wouldnt buy again even at that 75%…”

— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-07 via SteamCharts.

316all-time peak
0 50 100 2025 2026 68 avg · Aug 2024

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-19.

30achievements
20.9%median completion
3.7%rarest: California Love
93.2% of players 89.1% of players 83.3% of players 80.8% of players 69.7% of players 59.6% of players 44.9% of players 44.6% of players 30.1% of players 28.3% of players 26.9% of players 25.9% of players 23.6% of players 22.3% of players 21.5% of players 20.9% of players 20.7% of players 20.3% of players 19.7% of players 19.3% of players 19.3% of players 17.4% of players 17.2% of players 16.6% of players 15.1% of players 12.8% of players 7.7% of players 7.1% of players 6.3% of players 3.7% of players 93.2% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
93.2%Satisfaction — Fully satisfy any audience
89.1%Bills, Bills, Bills — Purchase your first prop
83.3%Who Let the Dogs Out? — Hidden achievement
Rarest badges of honor
3.7%California Love — Help out all of the cast with their requests
6.3%Runaway — Hidden achievement
7.1%Learn To Fly — Hidden achievement

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-08-12. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$16.99current · sampled 2026-09-25 21:36 UTC
$16.99lowest since tracking began2026-08-12
US16.99 USD
EU16.99 EUR
UK14.99 GBP
Australia24.99 AUD
Canada21.99 CAD
Japan1,900 JPY
Brazil52.99 BRL
China66.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$9.8 Brazil Japan Canada US Australia EU UK≈$20

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

$0 $10 $20 08-12 08-21 08-30 09-08 09-16 09-25

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Sep 12, 2024
The Crush House Update 1.3 Changelog

Happy Thursday, Crushers! The Crush House Update 1.3 is now live, with some tweaks and fixes aimed to make your show even better. TCH Update 1.3 Changelog: Fixed an issue where players could access th

Aug 19, 2024
The Crush House Update 1.2 Changelog

Happy Monday Crushers! Ready to kick off Patch One? We sure hope you are. Chorby Mischief: Resolved an issue where the select button wouldn't appear with particular controller configs in the casting m

Aug 09, 2024
Make the wildest reality TV show in The Crush House - Available now!

FROM: The Crush House Production Team TO: Jae Jimenez Jung SUBJECT: Offer of employment Jae, We are delighted to offer you the role of PRODUCER on THE CRUSH HOUSE, the hottest reality show on televisi

Jun 18, 2024
The Crush House Demo.. Now Available For EVEN LONGER!

Good morning, Producer! Since you performed so well during Steam Next Fest and managed to keep the show on air, the Network has decided to give you a bonus: The Crush House demo is now available on St

Jun 11, 2024
The Crush House Demo Update

Hello Crushers! Thanks for playing The Crush House demo. We’re keeping a close eye on your feedback and suggestions and are doing our best implementing what we can. THE CRUSH HOUSE DEMO UPDATE + Game

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Screenshots

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Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-14.

GenresAdventure, Simulation
Player tagsLGBTQ+ · Simulation · Adventure · Dating Sim · Life Sim · Cartoony · Colorful · Comedy · Funny · Romance · Female Protagonist · Politics (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Steam Trading Cards · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish * , French, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Portuguese - Brazil, Simplified Chinese, Spanish - Latin America, Traditional Chinese *
ControllerFull support
Achievements30
Official sitehttps://thecrush.house/
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 x64 Bit Processor: Intel Core i5-4570T / AMD FX-4350 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: GeForce GTX 660 / Radeon HD 7850 DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 1 GB available space Additional Notes: Low Quality setting, in 720p, producing 30 FPS