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Take me, Vitaly

Take me, Vitaly

Do you remember the Scary Movie? I do ;) So... In every woman's life, there comes a moment when she walks into the wrong door... The last thing I remember is a masquerade party at a nightclub and a tall, muscular man with a Belarusian accent who offered to buy me a cocktail...

Released Nov 11, 2024 Developer Старый Билд Publisher Старый Билд, Ducat Platforms Windows · Mac HorrorDark HumorSexual ContentMemesDark Comedy
View on Steam ↗ $5.99 (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-02 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-13.

98.2%positive1,249 reviews
Recommended · 3 found this helpful

“I enjoyed this little "horny" game for what it is, and I really loved Maria's sexy voice (her English version) that makes it seem like she's almost having an orgasm all the time. Now, my biggest complain considering that this game is clearly focused on sensuality, is that I just…”

— a player, Steam review · 7 hrs played
Recommended · 1 found this helpful

“Its a super fun rouge/puzzle game, would recommend.”

— a player, Steam review · 6 hrs played
Recommended · 1 found this helpful

“juicy ass”

— a player, Steam review · 6 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-01 via SteamCharts.

110all-time peak
0 25 50 2025 2026 No data collected for this period 23 avg · Nov 2024

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

80achievements
25.4%median completion
6.6%rarest: Look what I can!
95.8% of players 93.8% of players 91.0% of players 88.6% of players 79.3% of players 67.2% of players 67.2% of players 65.2% of players 63.4% of players 59.9% of players 53.8% of players 52.5% of players 51.6% of players 50.4% of players 48.3% of players 47.7% of players 47.2% of players 45.7% of players 45.6% of players 45.6% of players 45.4% of players 42.9% of players 41.7% of players 40.0% of players 39.7% of players 36.8% of players 36.4% of players 32.9% of players 31.2% of players 25.9% of players 25.6% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.4% of players 25.3% of players 25.3% of players 25.3% of players 25.3% of players 25.3% of players 25.3% of players 25.3% of players 25.3% of players 25.3% of players 25.3% of players 95.8% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
95.8%Thank you for tuning in! — Start a New Game
93.8%Damn, i'm looking good! — See yourself in a mirror
91.0%I did pressed! — Be caught by Vitaly for a first time
Rarest badges of honor
6.6%Look what I can! — Play the Marked melody on grand-piano
8.0%Megalovania — Play Megalovania on Grand-piano
9.4%I want to Believe! — To be abducted by Aliens

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-08-12. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$5.99current · sampled 2026-09-26 21:12 UTC
$2.99lowest since tracking began2026-08-27
US5.99 USD
EU5.89 EUR
UK4.99 GBP
Australia8.79 AUD
Canada7.79 CAD
Japan700 JPY
Brazil20.49 BRL
China20.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$3.0 Brazil Japan Canada US Australia UK EU≈$6.7

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

$0 $5 $10 08-12 08-21 08-30 09-08 09-17 09-26

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Jul 28, 2026
Give Vitaly the Wood!

Hello, friends! You asked for it - we made it happen! Money finally has a purpose! Give Vitaly the Wood! Catch the evil villain off guard and throw the Wood at him! You’ll earn +1 point and appear on

Jan 21, 2026
Sea Wolf DLC is 20% off!

Hello, my friends! The “Sea Wolf” DLC is currently 20% off. Grab it while it’s cheaper! ːdmvhappyː https://store.steampowered.com/app/3761940/

Dec 31, 2025
Happy New Year, my Friends!

Hello, my friends! I want to wish you a Happy New 2026 Year ! May it bring you success in everything you do! New Year Update! - Tons of small tweaks and quality-of-life improvements! - But most import

Dec 08, 2025
Fast-o-Fix

Hi everyone! A whole bunch of things has been fixed. The most important ones: The Oyster no longer goes berserk and jumps onto the yacht If an item falls into the water, it now respawns on the pier Mi

Dec 05, 2025
Sea Wolf DLC is out now!

At long last, it finally happened! The "Sea Wolf" DLC is ready for you to dive into! XD Here you can hijack Vitaliy’s luxury yacht and ride off into the sunrise across the Minsk Sea! https://store.ste

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.

GenresAdventure, Indie, Simulation
Player tagsHorror · Dark Humor · Sexual Content · Memes · Dark Comedy · Comedy · Stealth · Rogue-lite · Anime · Psychological Horror · Parody · Funny (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Trading Cards · Partial Controller Support · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish * , Russian * , French, Italian * , German, Spanish - Spain, Arabic, Bulgarian, Portuguese - Brazil, Hungarian, Vietnamese, Greek, Danish, Indonesian, Spanish - Latin America, Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chin…
Achievements80
Official sitehttps://gamedev.ru/projects/forum/?id=285281
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Win 10 Processor: Core i3 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: UHD Graphics Storage: 4 GB available space Additional Notes: Use Windows version on your Steam Deck. It gives 40-60 FPS