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Super-Patriota Simulator

Super-Patriota Simulator

Attention! In 72 hours something very important will happen, stay in the streets, do your part and wait for the armed forces! For the future of the country and for the future of your children! The Super-Patriot is coming!

Released Jan 7, 2024 Developer Paranauê Ninja Games, Philosophical School of Games Publisher Philosophical School of Games Platforms Windows SimulationPoliticsMemesComedySandbox
View on Steam ↗ $1.99 (US · as of 2026-05-15)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.

97.1%positive173 reviews
Recommended · 10 found this helpful

“PT: Grande jogo! 👍 Imperialist language: A very well crafted game.”

— a player, Steam review · 6 hrs played
Recommended · 4 found this helpful

“Jogo muito bom! Recomendo para todos os meus amigos patriotas aqui no Brasil. Deus acima de tudo, Deus acima de todos! Aguentem firmes... São só mais 72 horas. Falando sério agora, o jogo é divertido. Tem umas piadas genuinamente engraçadas, alguns bugs que mais divertem do que…”

— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played
Recommended · 6 found this helpful

“ME DEIXE DAR DINHEIRO PRA VAQUINHA DA CARLA ZAMBELLI, ELA PRECISA DO MEU SALÁRIO MÍNIMO”

— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

88achievements
35.9%median completion
10.0%rarest: Traffic Helicopter
88.2% of players 87.9% of players 80.8% of players 79.9% of players 77.6% of players 76.8% of players 75.3% of players 74.9% of players 73.1% of players 69.9% of players 65.5% of players 64.2% of players 64.2% of players 62.8% of players 62.7% of players 61.7% of players 61.3% of players 61.1% of players 59.3% of players 59.2% of players 57.6% of players 56.9% of players 53.4% of players 53.0% of players 53.0% of players 51.4% of players 50.7% of players 50.3% of players 50.3% of players 49.7% of players 49.4% of players 49.2% of players 47.3% of players 46.4% of players 46.1% of players 45.3% of players 44.4% of players 44.4% of players 43.5% of players 43.1% of players 41.1% of players 38.0% of players 37.6% of players 35.9% of players 35.9% of players 35.7% of players 35.6% of players 35.4% of players 30.5% of players 30.5% of players 29.9% of players 28.1% of players 28.0% of players 27.0% of players 26.6% of players 26.4% of players 26.3% of players 26.0% of players 26.0% of players 25.5% of players 88.2% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
88.2%1000 Score — Earn 1000 score points.
87.9%Muuuuh!! — Collect 1 cattle feed.
80.8%5000 Score — Earn 5000 score points.
Rarest badges of honor
10.0%Traffic Helicopter — Unlock the Helicopter.
10.1%Xanzão defeat!!!11! — Defeat Xanzão's clone.
10.2%The Egghead — Fight against Xanzão.

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Apr 10, 2024
Philogames news!!

Philogames presents a new look! In addition to an exquisite website, we are eager to share all the latest updates with you! Visit philogames.net and connect with us on our social media channels! Stay

Jan 10, 2024
Update 1.01

Greetings Patriots! Here's a small update with a few fixes: - The achievements for destroying 100 trees and the Helicopter should now work. Just enter the game, load the map, and wait a few seconds. -

Jan 07, 2024
Super-Patriota Simulator Launch

Attention, Patriots! The big day has finally arrived!!111! Super-Patriot Simulator is leaving early access The saga finally comes to an end, with new missions and NPCs! Flooding in camps Call Aliens D

Sep 17, 2023
Schedule changes

Hail Zebrileiros! I would like to share with you some changes to the update schedule. I don't know if everyone knows, but I'm a solo developer and Super-Patriota Simulator is made in my free time. The

Jul 27, 2023
Patch v0.221

Small update with punctual news and some work around. - New 480p resolution option - Fixed bug in pause menu on resolutions lower than 1080p - Work around to "correct" scores of some people who were b

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Screenshots

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Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.

GenresAction, Casual, Simulation
Player tagsSimulation · Politics · Memes · Comedy · Sandbox · Parody · Superhero · Dark Humor · Dark Comedy · Satire · Destruction · Casual (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Cloud · Steam Leaderboards · Family Sharing
LanguagesPortuguese - Brazil, English
Achievements88
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: i3 quinta geração ou similar Graphics: GTX 960 ou equivalente Storage: 2 GB available space Sound Card: qualquer