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Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.

Released Jan 29, 2026 Developer Strange Scaffold Publisher Frosty Pop, Strange Scaffold Platforms Windows StrategySimulationRogueliteGamblingCrime
View on Steam ↗ $19.99 (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-25.

91.2%positive544 reviews
Recommended · 11 found this helpful

“I don't know what they're talking about, man. Woohoo Charlie comes in clutch. I learned a horrifying amount about speculative economics. It was a lot of fun. I also found myself staring out the window, depressed about the joke of our society, because very few things in this game…”

— a player, Steam review · 20 hrs played
Recommended · 6 found this helpful

“its gambling without losing real money not as exiting as real gambling but still amazing, although there is one bug the babys life goes AMAZING when i short the baby”

— a player, Steam review · 12 hrs played
Not recommended · 60 found this helpful

“It's a novel idea but there's nothing here at all. You pick one baby out of 4 options, random unpredictable events happen to it and the price goes up or down. You don't get any real info about a baby such as IQ or parents or whatever. There are "consultants" who give you a fair…”

— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-08 via SteamCharts.

602all-time peak
0 100 200 146 avg · Feb 2026

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

67achievements
15.5%median completion
0.6%rarest: The Money Bin
94.7% of players 90.1% of players 86.6% of players 83.8% of players 74.5% of players 73.7% of players 70.6% of players 63.4% of players 62.6% of players 58.9% of players 55.9% of players 55.2% of players 51.4% of players 49.4% of players 44.4% of players 43.1% of players 39.0% of players 38.8% of players 38.5% of players 37.9% of players 36.9% of players 34.3% of players 33.8% of players 33.5% of players 33.3% of players 32.8% of players 28.1% of players 23.8% of players 22.6% of players 21.5% of players 20.0% of players 19.4% of players 15.8% of players 15.5% of players 15.5% of players 14.5% of players 13.9% of players 12.8% of players 12.2% of players 12.0% of players 11.8% of players 10.2% of players 10.1% of players 9.7% of players 9.1% of players 8.3% of players 6.4% of players 6.1% of players 4.0% of players 3.8% of players 3.6% of players 3.4% of players 3.4% of players 3.2% of players 3.1% of players 2.1% of players 2.0% of players 1.8% of players 1.8% of players 1.7% of players 94.7% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
94.7%Short That Baby — Complete your first short.
90.1%Ante Up — Complete a trading day with increased trade volume.
86.6%Pixem... — Complete Pixem's campaign.
Rarest badges of honor
0.6%The Money Bin — Achieve Gold on six Scenarios.
0.7%What a week, huh? — Earn a seven-day streak in daily challenges
1.0%Sire's Big Table for Daddy — Achieve Gold on Grob Olk's campaign

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-09-26. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$19.99current · sampled 2026-09-26 21:12 UTC
$19.99lowest since tracking began2026-09-26
US19.99 USD
EU18.99 EUR
UK15.99 GBP
Australia29.49 AUD
Canada25.99 CAD
Japan2,300 JPY
Brazil59.99 BRL
China76.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$11 Brazil Japan Canada US Australia UK EU≈$22

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Aug 17, 2026
BUY! BUY! BUY! some Baby Trading Merch

Hello, Traders! It's an exciting day here at Strange Scaffold as we announced our second collection with The Yetee! theyetee.com/babytrading See you out there! - Chris @ Strange Scaffold

Jul 29, 2026
Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?! Is OUT NOW!

Hello, friends! Today is the day! We are incredibly proud to bring Truck-kun to you along with a sing along trailer! If this is your first time hearing about our lil’ Truck you play as The Driver who

Jun 03, 2026
Voice Control is OUT NOW!

Hello Traders, Get ready to shout at babies in a new and exciting way.* Today, we're launching our Voice Command support out of beta. We are beyond grateful to everyone who provided feedback on this f

Apr 27, 2026
Voice Control Beta Available NOW

Hello, Traders! From the moment we announced Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator some of you asked “but will there be Kinect support?” , which had been in Organ Trading Sim. Sadly, the Kinect wasn’t

Apr 20, 2026
Official Soundtrack OUT NOW!

Hello, traders! You asked for it, and Kris Krik delivered! You can get the Official Soundtrack for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator on Steam right now! Now you can get that Baby Trading feeling an

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-25.

GenresSimulation
Player tagsStrategy · Simulation · Roguelite · Gambling · Crime · Economy · Management · Roguelike · Anime · 3D · Funny · Horror (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Camera Comfort · Color Alternatives · Custom Volume Controls · Keyboard Only Option · Mouse Only Option
LanguagesEnglish
ControllerFull support
Achievements67
Official sitehttps://www.strangescaffold.com/
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: 10 Processor: @ 2GHz Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 2000 Storage: 2 GB available space Sound Card: Please.