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Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher
Debate for your life against brilliant thinkers, poke holes in their arguments and cause them to freak out— or just tell them their faces are ugly. NONSENSE!
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.
“My Playtime: 2.1h (100% achievement, finished the game) Grindy Achievement(s): No. Optional Achievement(s): No. Difficult Achievement(s): No. Intro Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is a visual novel where you try to fight against the enemy with words. It is played similarly to…”
— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played“Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is a game about debates that doesn't hide its Ace Attorney inspirations. I liked it. It looks very amateur, and the writing isn't the best, but it's entertaining enough and it doesn't outstay its welcome. I like the core concept of arguing with…”
— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played“It's basically Ace Attorney but with Philosophy instead of Law, and without the investigations: just the debates. I mean that greatly as a compliment, but there is also the signature feeling of being 2 steps ahead and screaming because the argument you presented DOES prove your…”
— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players. History through 2024-12 via SteamCharts; self-collected from the Steam API since Aug 2026.
Achievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.
Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
Pro Philosopher Fan Argument Competition!
A number of you have expressed interest in Pro Philosopher's arguments and engine, and expressed an interest in being able to make your own arguments for the games. So! We're hosting a little contest.
The Pro Philosopher series is LIVE on Mac!
Well, we did some final jiggering, pressed a couple more interface buttons, and it's really real: as of a few moments ago both Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher AND Pro Philosopher 2: Governments and Gr
The Pro Philosopher Series comes to Mac 10/23!
We've been running a few secret tests behind the scenes and can now confirm, imperically, that the Pro Philosopher series is going to work on Mac! So, this next Wednesday, both Socrates Jones: Pro Phi
Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher: Fixes from the Sequel!
In developing the sequel Pro Philosopher 2: Governments and Grievances (out now!), there were a number of things we learned and improved that we're now back-porting to the original game! Benefits of u
Join the Pro Philosopher Release Party!
Pro Philosopher 2 has a new demo as part of Steam Next Fest , so we figured we'd take this opportunity to celebrate all things Pro Philosopher! And we couldn't do that without giving some love to the
Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.
| Genres | Adventure, Indie, Free To Play |
| Player tags | Philosophical · Visual Novel · Education · Adventure · Puzzle · Funny · Historical · Anime · Dialogue Heavy · 2D · Story Rich · Logic (Steam store community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English |
| Controller | Full support |
| Achievements | 8 |
| Official site | https://prophilosopher2.com/ |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: OS *: Windows 7+ Processor: 2.2 GHz Memory: 2 GB RAM Storage: 600 MB available space