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Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

Debate for your life against brilliant thinkers, poke holes in their arguments and cause them to freak out— or just tell them their faces are ugly. NONSENSE!

Released Mar 28, 2023 Developer Intelligible Games Platforms Windows · Mac PhilosophicalVisual NovelEducationAdventurePuzzle
View on Steam ↗ Free (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.

96.9%positive318 reviews
Recommended · 8 found this helpful

“My Playtime: 2.1h (100% achievement, finished the game) Grindy Achievement(s): No. Optional Achievement(s): No. Difficult Achievement(s): No. Intro Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is a visual novel where you try to fight against the enemy with words. It is played similarly to…”

— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played
Recommended · 5 found this helpful

“Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is a game about debates that doesn't hide its Ace Attorney inspirations. I liked it. It looks very amateur, and the writing isn't the best, but it's entertaining enough and it doesn't outstay its welcome. I like the core concept of arguing with…”

— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played
Recommended · 3 found this helpful

“It's basically Ace Attorney but with Philosophy instead of Law, and without the investigations: just the debates. I mean that greatly as a compliment, but there is also the signature feeling of being 2 steps ahead and screaming because the argument you presented DOES prove your…”

— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. History through 2024-12 via SteamCharts; self-collected from the Steam API since Aug 2026.

9all-time peak
0 2 5 2024 No data collected for this period No data collected for this period No data collected for this period 2 avg · Apr 2023

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

8achievements
57.6%median completion
49.8%rarest: Things to Come
82.3% of players 70.2% of players 66.1% of players 61.0% of players 57.6% of players 55.5% of players 54.1% of players 49.8% of players 82.3% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
82.3%Oh, Deer — Complete the tutorial chapter of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
70.2%Holy Moly — Complete the first debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
66.1%Subjective Victory — Complete the second debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
Rarest badges of honor
49.8%Things to Come — Hidden achievement
54.1%Home Free — Complete the final debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
55.5%Achievement; Check! — Complete the fifth debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Sep 22, 2025
Pro Philosopher Fan Argument Competition!

A number of you have expressed interest in Pro Philosopher's arguments and engine, and expressed an interest in being able to make your own arguments for the games. So! We're hosting a little contest.

Oct 23, 2024
The Pro Philosopher series is LIVE on Mac!

Well, we did some final jiggering, pressed a couple more interface buttons, and it's really real: as of a few moments ago both Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher AND Pro Philosopher 2: Governments and Gr

Oct 19, 2024
The Pro Philosopher Series comes to Mac 10/23!

We've been running a few secret tests behind the scenes and can now confirm, imperically, that the Pro Philosopher series is going to work on Mac! So, this next Wednesday, both Socrates Jones: Pro Phi

Oct 19, 2024
Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher: Fixes from the Sequel!

In developing the sequel Pro Philosopher 2: Governments and Grievances (out now!), there were a number of things we learned and improved that we're now back-porting to the original game! Benefits of u

Jun 10, 2024
Join the Pro Philosopher Release Party!

Pro Philosopher 2 has a new demo as part of Steam Next Fest , so we figured we'd take this opportunity to celebrate all things Pro Philosopher! And we couldn't do that without giving some love to the

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.

GenresAdventure, Indie, Free To Play
Player tagsPhilosophical · Visual Novel · Education · Adventure · Puzzle · Funny · Historical · Anime · Dialogue Heavy · 2D · Story Rich · Logic (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish
ControllerFull support
Achievements8
Official sitehttps://prophilosopher2.com/
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS *: Windows 7+ Processor: 2.2 GHz Memory: 2 GB RAM Storage: 600 MB available space