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Sir, We Have an Orc Problem

Sir, We Have an Orc Problem

Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is an incremental-style tower defense game where you face an overwhelming number of orcs. Greet them with even more bullets, bombs and lasers!

Released Jul 28, 2026 Developer Mumpitz Games Platforms Windows · Linux Tower DefenseIncrementalWarRogueliteMilitary
View on Steam ↗ $9.99 (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-25.

86.6%positive4,325 reviews
Recommended · 115 found this helpful

“Great game. If this had support for the Steam workshop, it could live forever. Letting community add maps, towers, skills, and new enemies would make this a lot of fun.”

— a player, Steam review · 10 hrs played
Recommended · 19 found this helpful

“Fun little game that can be 100%'ed with focus in under 5 hours of play at the time of writing. Wish there was an 'endless'-type of level, or as the devs have mentioned: a level editor is in the works. Absolutely worth the price.”

— a player, Steam review · 7 hrs played
Recommended · 6 found this helpful

“Great great game, I do hope the developers plan to add workshop support so players can make custom maps, and perhaps custom towers and powers... apart from the game being really tedious and takes alot of time to develop the best and most optimized defense, it's a real fun game,…”

— a player, Steam review · 11 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

11achievements
22.4%median completion
12.2%rarest: Four-tified
97.5% of players 88.7% of players 40.4% of players 30.5% of players 25.3% of players 22.4% of players 21.7% of players 19.9% of players 18.4% of players 17.1% of players 12.2% of players 97.5% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
97.5%Gotta Start Somewhere — Survive level 1.1
88.7%The Real War Begins Now — Survive level 3.1
40.4%Overkill — Deal 666k damage with a single nuke
Rarest badges of honor
12.2%Four-tified — Survive level 6.1 with only four types of towers and no abilities
17.1%Triple Threat — Survive level 5.1 with only three types of towers and no abilities
18.4%Elemental Carnage — Survive level 4.1 with only Flamethrower, Tesla Coil and Cryo Beam

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-09-26. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$9.99current · sampled 2026-09-26 21:12 UTC
$9.99lowest since tracking began2026-09-26
US9.99 USD
EU9.99 EUR
UK8.99 GBP
Australia11.99 AUD
Canada10.99 CAD
Japan999 JPY
Brazil24.99 BRL
China34.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

Brazil≈$4.8 China Japan Canada Australia US EU UK≈$12

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Aug 19, 2026
Update 2026.08.18.12.05

Added an upgrade to get more Strafing Run uses Added new music track that is enabled after playing level 3.2 Added option for window size and automatic save/load for custom window sizes Added option t

Aug 04, 2026
Supporter Pack is now available!

We're happy to announce that the Supporter Pack for Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is now available. It's important for us that you know that this is strictly optional and you won't miss any core content

Aug 04, 2026
Update 2026.08.02.13.35

Widened a path in level 6.1 so that orcs won't get stuck anymore Added an upgrade so that the Laser can be set to always fire in a straight line without sway Failed Steam initialization won't quit the

Aug 01, 2026
100,000 sales

We're still a bit overwhelmed with how crazy the release was. We just wanted to share this absolutely crazy milestone with you. Soon we will give you more details about our future plans with the game!

Jul 28, 2026
Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is Out Now!

The day has come! You can now play Sir, We Have an Orc Problem with a 10% launch discount! Take a look at the Official Release Trailer to get a glimpse of all the cool new stuff we added: Steam review

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-25.

GenresIndie, Simulation, Strategy
Player tagsTower Defense · Incremental · War · Roguelite · Military · PvE · Management · Base Building · Physics · Strategy · 2D · Top-Down (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Camera Comfort · Custom Volume Controls · Mouse Only Option · #category_playable_at_your_own_pace · Playable without Timed Input · Save Anytime
LanguagesEnglish, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Dutch, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese
Achievements11
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: 10 Processor: Any x86_64 CPU Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Vulkan 1.3 support Storage: 200 MB available space