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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via SteamSpy as of 2026-05-13.
“The definition of unhinged. I love it. Priest GTA. The humor stays enjoyable through the entire game. The weapons and powers are nuts in the best way. I really have nothing bad to say.”
— a player, Steam review · 9 hrs played“Story and Humor - peak gold, and the strongest point of the game with its absurd. Gameplay - decent, fight feels meaty, we have nice variety of weapons with upgrades but throwing stuff at shatanists is probably the most funny and satisfying part, nothing better than killing a…”
— a player, Steam review · 19 hrs played“I recommend, because I love eurojank. But for the love of god, absolutely same fight music track that jumps constantly each time enemies see you is annoying.”
— a player, Steam review · 10 hrs playedLatest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
Last Rites
No Time to Explain. Dropping a Patch That Nerfs Races, But Also: Fixes retrospections that wouldn’t trigger. Translates previously untranslated lines. Adds missing subtitles. Expands the racing trackl
December 2024
Greetings, comrades. https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/35280558/9760652e58f128f59776eef46c2b84e66f99236b.jpg As the year draws to a close, here’s a quick rundown. Before you tune out, let me
And deliver us from Early Access
We've thanked you a few times already, but there's no such thing as too many thank-yous. So here it is again: thank you for being part of, let’s not kid ourselves, the most important adventure of our
To Be Kind
Hot thanks for the kind words about us leaving early access. Shoutout to everyone who sent messages of encouragement regarding our supposed burnout. Just to clarify: the fact that we’re done working o
The End
We regret to inform you that we’re wrapping up early access on December 5th. Honestly, we’re done working on this game and are focusing on the next ones. On that day, we’ll release a patch with a bag
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.
| Genres | Action, Adventure, Indie, Simulation |
| Player tags | Satire · Shooter · Story Rich · Action · Physics · PvE · Vampire · Exploration · Demons · Hack and Slash · 3D · FPS (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Partial Controller Support · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English * , Polish * * |
| Achievements | 26 |
| Estimated owners | 50,000 – 100,000 (SteamSpy) |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows® 7 64-bit Processor: Intel i5, 6th gen (or equivalent) Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050Ti (or equivalent) DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 10 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX compatible