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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show

A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.

Released Dec 5, 2024 Developer Asmodev Publisher Ultimate Games S.A. Platforms Windows SatireShooterStory RichActionPhysics
View on Steam ↗ $19.99 (US · as of 2026-09-25)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-02 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-13.

94.5%positive916 reviews
Recommended · 2 found this helpful

“The definition of unhinged. I love it. Priest GTA. The humor stays enjoyable through the entire game. The weapons and powers are nuts in the best way. I really have nothing bad to say.”

— a player, Steam review · 9 hrs played
Recommended · 1 found this helpful

“Story and Humor - peak gold, and the strongest point of the game with its absurd. Gameplay - decent, fight feels meaty, we have nice variety of weapons with upgrades but throwing stuff at shatanists is probably the most funny and satisfying part, nothing better than killing a…”

— a player, Steam review · 19 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“I recommend, because I love eurojank. But for the love of god, absolutely same fight music track that jumps constantly each time enemies see you is annoying.”

— a player, Steam review · 10 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-19.

26achievements
30.8%median completion
5.8%rarest: No Place for Disgrace
95.0% of players 92.3% of players 90.0% of players 88.4% of players 86.2% of players 83.4% of players 72.9% of players 67.8% of players 60.2% of players 51.1% of players 44.7% of players 38.8% of players 32.6% of players 30.8% of players 29.6% of players 26.5% of players 25.9% of players 24.9% of players 24.8% of players 24.6% of players 16.9% of players 13.9% of players 10.1% of players 9.2% of players 7.8% of players 5.8% of players 95.0% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
95.0%...For Victory — Defeat Bebok
92.3%The Real Thing — Turn it on
90.0%Into the Pandemonium — Answer the phone
Rarest badges of honor
5.8%No Place for Disgrace — Clean all the scribbles
7.8%Enemy of the Music Business — Collect the Vulgators
9.2%Piece of Mind — Collect all the relics

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-08-12. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$19.99current · sampled 2026-09-25 21:36 UTC
$6.79lowest since tracking began2026-09-14
US19.99 USD
EU19.99 EUR
UK16.75 GBP
Australia29.50 AUD
Canada25.99 CAD
Japan2,300 JPY
Brazil59.99 BRL
China76.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$11 Brazil Japan Canada US Australia UK EU≈$23

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

$0 $25 $50 08-12 08-21 08-30 09-08 09-16 09-25

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Apr 23, 2025
Last Rites

No Time to Explain. Dropping a Patch That Nerfs Races, But Also: Fixes retrospections that wouldn’t trigger. Translates previously untranslated lines. Adds missing subtitles. Expands the racing trackl

Dec 09, 2024
December 2024

Greetings, comrades. https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/35280558/9760652e58f128f59776eef46c2b84e66f99236b.jpg As the year draws to a close, here’s a quick rundown. Before you tune out, let me

Dec 05, 2024
And deliver us from Early Access

We've thanked you a few times already, but there's no such thing as too many thank-yous. So here it is again: thank you for being part of, let’s not kid ourselves, the most important adventure of our

Nov 27, 2024
To Be Kind

Hot thanks for the kind words about us leaving early access. Shoutout to everyone who sent messages of encouragement regarding our supposed burnout. Just to clarify: the fact that we’re done working o

Nov 18, 2024
The End

We regret to inform you that we’re wrapping up early access on December 5th. Honestly, we’re done working on this game and are focusing on the next ones. On that day, we’ll release a patch with a bag

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.

GenresAction, Adventure, Indie, Simulation
Player tagsSatire · Shooter · Story Rich · Action · Physics · PvE · Vampire · Exploration · Demons · Hack and Slash · 3D · FPS (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Partial Controller Support · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish * , Polish * *
Achievements26
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows® 7 64-bit Processor: Intel i5, 6th gen (or equivalent) Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050Ti (or equivalent) DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 10 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX compatible