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Polyarmory: High Calibre Love

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!

Released Feb 12, 2026 Developer Scope Creeps Publisher Stupendium Softworks Platforms Windows ActionAdventureDating SimVisual NovelShooter
View on Steam ↗ Free (US · as of 2026-09-25)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-25.

96.0%positive575 reviews
Recommended · 10 found this helpful

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— a player, Steam review · 9 hrs played
Recommended · 10 found this helpful

“Genuinely one of the best gaming experiences I’ve had in a long time. I downloaded it fully as a joke when it was mentioned to me on stream and literally fell in love from steam *description* and quit the game I’d been playing and got stuck for four hours playing Polyarmory…”

— a player, Steam review · 9 hrs played
Recommended · 10 found this helpful

“I am a huge fan of the folks behind this project. Been a huge fan since OnlyCans gave us all something healthy-ish to focus on during the pandemic. I avoided Polyarmory until I had time to sit down and play it. I wanted to go in a fresh as possible. Imagine my delight learning…”

— a player, Steam review · 8 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-08 via SteamCharts.

75all-time peak
0 25 50 20 avg · Feb 2026

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

55achievements
30.1%median completion
2.2%rarest: Red, White & Boom
95.1% of players 78.5% of players 71.7% of players 70.0% of players 67.5% of players 60.6% of players 57.4% of players 49.7% of players 47.7% of players 46.5% of players 46.2% of players 45.6% of players 42.0% of players 41.8% of players 41.7% of players 41.2% of players 41.0% of players 40.3% of players 38.8% of players 37.4% of players 37.4% of players 35.7% of players 35.0% of players 34.6% of players 32.8% of players 32.5% of players 30.3% of players 30.1% of players 29.5% of players 29.4% of players 29.1% of players 28.5% of players 27.5% of players 27.3% of players 27.3% of players 26.9% of players 26.4% of players 25.7% of players 24.5% of players 23.9% of players 22.4% of players 21.1% of players 20.8% of players 20.4% of players 19.6% of players 19.3% of players 16.1% of players 14.4% of players 12.0% of players 11.3% of players 10.8% of players 10.5% of players 9.3% of players 2.7% of players 2.2% of players 95.1% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
95.1%This Is Your Brain On Caliber™ — Take a Caliber™ pill.
78.5%Canned Slaughter — Hidden achievement
71.7%Ridin' Shotgun — Recruit Rimington of the Dartmoor Rimingtons.
Rarest badges of honor
2.2%Red, White & Boom — Start Colt's 4th of July fireworks extravaganza.
2.7%Total Cannage — Complete Rimi's Can Carnage in 60 seconds or less.
9.3%Brains of The Operation — Hidden achievement

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Aug 17, 2026
Polyarmory Soundtrack Released

We're pleased to announce that you can now access the soundtrack for Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam for your listening pleasure! This album has all of the original music created for the game b

Jul 28, 2026
Minor Update - 7/27

- Fix for the computer booting sound getting stuck if you exit before the login screen appears - Added additional clarity to menu screen to signify when players should feel particularly patriotic

Jul 07, 2026
Hotfix - 7/6

Patch notes: - Added missing credit - Game no longer breaks if you start a new game directly after playing Rimi's Can Carnage - Objective UI overlays should behave better now - Extra safety checks if

Jul 03, 2026
July 4th Patch Fix

We've fixed the issues with the July 4th build - go have some good clean American fun!

Jul 03, 2026
Rollback for July 4th Build

Hey everyone! We've noticed an issue with the July 4th build that stops you from progressing through the main game, so we've rolled back to an earlier build while we find a fix! Hopefully we'll have i

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-25.

GenresAction, Adventure, Indie, Free To Play
Player tagsAction · Adventure · Dating Sim · Visual Novel · Shooter · Arena Shooter · FPS · Story Rich · Exploration · 3D · Psychedelic · Singleplayer (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Custom Volume Controls · Adjustable Difficulty · #category_playable_at_your_own_pace · Playable without Timed Input · Stereo Sound
LanguagesEnglish * *
ControllerFull support
Achievements55
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i5-2500 or AMD FX-4350 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660, 2 GB or AMD Radeon R9 270, 2 GB or Intel Arc A310, 4 GB Storage: 10 GB available space