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Not The Robots
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-08-31 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-13.
“Not The Robots is a goofy stealth roguelike where you play a hungry office robot sneaking around procedural levels, scarfing down the very furniture you’re supposed to hide behind. Random layouts, permadeath and angry lasers keep runs tense and punchy, and when the chaos clicks…”
— a player, Steam review · 4 hrs played“Not The Robots hooked me with its brilliant central tension: you have to eat your cover to progress, which means every piece of furniture you consume is both a victory and a liability. The procedurally generated levels keep things fresh, and the way the game's dynamic music…”
— a player, Steam review · 23 hrs playedAchievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-19.
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Sale! Not The Robots is 90% off
Not The Robots , a stealth furniture eating simulator (you read it right), is 90% off: https://store.steampowered.com/app/257120/Not_The_Robots/ Hurry! The deal ends on March 16th!
1.1.5 Update - Better Custom Levels!
You can now draw your own layouts for custom maps (while still making use of the game's procedural-content-based trappings) - for bonus points, you can now also export/import your custom challenges to
1.1.5 Update - Better Custom Levels!
You can now draw your own layouts for custom maps (while still making use of the game's procedural-content-based trappings) - for bonus points, you can now also export/import your custom challenges to
The 1.1 Update is live!
The biggest update so far to Not the Robots has just gone online! Some highlights: * Our community's most-requested feature: Save&Quit for Campaign Mode * We ported the game to our first Android devic
The 1.1 Update is live!
The biggest update so far to Not the Robots has just gone online! Some highlights: * Our community's most-requested feature: Save&Quit for Campaign Mode * We ported the game to our first Android devic
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Screenshots
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Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.
| Genres | Action, Indie, Strategy |
| Player tags | Indie · Strategy · Action · Action Roguelike · Stealth · Robots · Rogue-lite · Singleplayer · Procedural Generation · Rogue-like · Perma Death · Sci-fi (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Steam Trading Cards · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English * * |
| Controller | Full support |
| Achievements | 15 |
| Official site | http://www.NotTheRobots.com |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: OS *: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8 Processor: 1.5Ghz Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later DirectX: Version 7.0 Storage: 300 MB available space