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Mount Your Friends

Mount Your Friends

Experience the extreme simulated sporting sensation that's sweeping our digital nation! Mount Your Friends is a fiercely competitive sporting event for you to play with your friends in the contextual security of your own home, assuming that your home is not composed of sexual innuendo.

Released Jul 29, 2014 Developer Stegersaurus Software Inc. Platforms Windows FunnyComedyMultiplayerSportsIndie
View on Steam ↗ $4.99 (US · as of 2026-07-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.

95.2%positive7,693 reviews
Recommended · 7 found this helpful

“Nothing like climbing on top of your pretty much naked homies.”

— a player, Steam review · 5 hrs played
Recommended · 4 found this helpful

“I already know you cant walk through the garden section at your local Home Depot without smacking the potting soil bags”

— a player, Steam review · 4 hrs played
Recommended · 1 found this helpful

“im willing to go meat to meat on this game”

— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-07-25.

8achievements
1.7%median completion
1.5%rarest: So Lonely
2.5% of players 2.2% of players 1.9% of players 1.8% of players 1.7% of players 1.7% of players 1.6% of players 1.5% of players 2.5% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
2.5%Look Ma, No Hands! — Travel 50 feet horizontally without sticking to any surfaces
2.2%Best Friends Hold Hands — Have 8 climbers in Basic Climb chain holding hands
1.9%A Straight Shooter — Make a tower 70 feet high in Basic Climb without climbers taking up more than 7 feet of the field's width
Rarest badges of honor
1.5%So Lonely — Have a climber 40 feet away from any other climber in Man Crafting
1.6%Stun Out — Spin 5 times in air before landing on any surface
1.7%Tea Baggers — Make a tower of 6 teabaggers in Basic Climb

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-07-11. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$4.99current · sampled 2026-07-26 08:39 UTC
$4.99lowest since tracking began2026-07-11
US4.99 USD
EU4.99 EUR
UK4.29 GBP
Australia7.50 AUD
Canada4.99 CAD
Japan580 JPY
Brazil16.99 BRL
China22.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$3.2 Brazil Japan Canada US Australia EU UK≈$5.7

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-07-24). Relative comparison only.

$0 $5 $10 07-11 07-13 07-16 07-19 07-22 07-26

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Feb 08, 2018
Mount Your Friends 3D is coming February 23rd

http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/6357756/69e7fece55771fd9f85553ad4088dabf7a8dcea0.png Hello Mount Your Friends Fans! I’ve been so happy that Mount Your Friends wa

Feb 08, 2018
Mount Your Friends 3D is coming February 23rd

http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/6357756/69e7fece55771fd9f85553ad4088dabf7a8dcea0.png Hello Mount Your Friends Fans! I’ve been so happy that Mount Your Friends wa

Feb 14, 2017
Mount Your Valentines!

Mount Your Friends is sharing the love for Valentines everywhere and is 60% off this week on both individual copies and 4 packs! Everyone can get mounting each other in the spirit of love. And feel fr

Feb 14, 2017
Mount Your Valentines!

Mount Your Friends is sharing the love for Valentines everywhere and is 60% off this week on both individual copies and 4 packs! Everyone can get mounting each other in the spirit of love. And feel fr

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.

GenresIndie, Simulation, Sports
Player tagsFunny · Comedy · Multiplayer · Sports · Indie · Physics · Local Multiplayer · Simulation · Competitive · Sexual Content · Co-op · Local Co-Op (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Multi-player · PvP · Online PvP · Shared/Split Screen PvP · Shared/Split Screen · Steam Achievements · Steam Trading Cards
LanguagesEnglish
Achievements8
Estimated owners500,000 – 1,000,000 (SteamSpy)
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS *: Windows XP or Later Processor: 2.4 GHz or better Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Graphics card capable of Pixel and Vertex Shader 3.0 (game uses XNA 4.0 in Hi-Def mode) DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 200 MB available space Additional Notes: Currently requires Windows Media Player to be installed on your system. Game supports Microsoft XBox 360 Controllers or Keyboard/Mouse control