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Kick Bastards

Kick Bastards

GO FAST, KICK ASS! Kick Bastards combines high-speed parkour with intense kicking action. Race faster and faster, perform daring moves, and push your limits in pursuit of unrivalled speed. The armies of Hell are coming; fight back and become a kicking legend!

Released Jan 5, 2024 Developer Something Something Games Platforms Windows ParkourPrecision PlatformerActionRunnerFirst-Person
View on Steam ↗ $12.99 (US · as of 2026-05-15)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.

90.1%positive71 reviews
Recommended · 2 found this helpful

“I always enjoy a good parkour runner, and this was no exception. It may not be the best the genre has to offer, but I just beat it and had plenty of fun with it!”

— a player, Steam review · 4 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“Really fun fast paced parkour game, easily worth the price for the time I got out of it.”

— a player, Steam review · 23 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. History through 2024-01 via SteamCharts; self-collected from the Steam API since Aug 2026.

15all-time peak
0 2 5 3 avg · Jan 2024

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

17achievements
52.2%median completion
2.7%rarest: Virtual Completionist
98.0% of players 86.8% of players 86.1% of players 86.0% of players 65.3% of players 64.3% of players 55.4% of players 55.1% of players 52.2% of players 46.3% of players 38.7% of players 23.1% of players 22.9% of players 14.8% of players 6.4% of players 2.7% of players 2.7% of players 98.0% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
98.0%Breaking doors — Kick down your first door
86.8%Kick Protégé — Kick 100 times
86.1%Slide and glide — Perform your first slide hop
Rarest badges of honor
2.7%Virtual Completionist — Complete every virtual level
2.7%Kick Bastard — Collect everything and get every platinum medal
6.4%Shoebox Collector — Collect all the collectibles and unlocked all the virtual levels

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Sep 11, 2025
The Beach - A Brand New Stage (V2.3.0)

Hey everyone, This is a bit of a big one, today we’ve launched the first new stage since release, The Beach. It features 8 new levels, a new enemy and a load of different obstacles and hazards. Struct

Jun 06, 2025
V2.2.0 - HUD Overhaul and Movement Upgrades!

General: Improved performance for Location Unknown levels so they are now pretty inline with the other stages in the game. Added in level ‘death markers’ that show the positions of some of your latest

Feb 13, 2025
V2.1.1 - 2.1 Hotfix

There were a few issues in the last update with the new mode and level select screen. This update fixes all of those so if you were having issues playing after the update it should work great for you

Feb 11, 2025
V2.1.0 - Super Kick Mode, UI Upgrade and More!

Hey everyone, been a while but I’m back with a reasonably chunky update. I’ll jump right into the details but first if you have a chance we have put together a survey to get a sense of what kind of up

Apr 18, 2024
V2.0.3 - Performance Improvements and Fixes

Hey everyone I've got a small update for you today. I've made some changes that should hopefully make a decent difference to your fps. On my machine it's up 20-30 fps on epic so that's not bad. Other

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Screenshots

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Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.

GenresAction
Player tagsParkour · Precision Platformer · Action · Runner · First-Person · 3D Platformer · Difficult · Funny · Fast-Paced · Platformer · Controller · Colorful (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Adjustable Text Size · Camera Comfort · Color Alternatives · Custom Volume Controls · Playable without Timed Input
LanguagesEnglish * *
ControllerFull support
Achievements17
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i5-1334U Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Intel UHD Graphics DirectX: Version 12 Storage: 4 GB available space