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Just Die Already

Just Die Already

Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator. You are old and angry and you've just been kicked out of your retirement home. How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?

Released May 20, 2021 Developer DoubleMoose Games Publisher Curve Games Platforms Windows Open WorldMultiplayerSandboxAdventureSimulation
View on Steam ↗ $2.24 (US · as of 2026-07-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.

82.4%positive3,393 reviews
Recommended · 25 found this helpful

“I don’t understand the game The game doesn’t understand me We are happy together”

— a player, Steam review · 7 hrs played
Recommended · 4 found this helpful

“This is a very silly and somewhat challenging game. I woke up as the elderly, and I immediately lost my right arm and ragdolled. I basically had to respawn from the beginning, and this game expects you to die and die, over and over, hence the title. You move like a regular video…”

— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played
Not recommended · 2 found this helpful

“I can't escape the retirement home. I managed to escaped once, and then after another launch I respawned at retirement house. I tried absolutely everything, the nurse doesn't kick the character out. whenever I try to exit the door I respawn at the second floor.”

— a player, Steam review · 5 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live count fetched 2026-07-24 00:46 UTC · history via SteamCharts.

47playing at last check
9324-hour peak
1,109all-time peak
0 250 500 2022 2023 2024 2025 2026 287 avg · May 2021

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-07-25.

12achievements
1.4%median completion
1.1%rarest: A challenger appears
78.7% of players 14.4% of players 8.7% of players 6.3% of players 3.8% of players 2.1% of players 1.4% of players 1.3% of players 1.3% of players 1.2% of players 1.1% of players 1.1% of players 78.7% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
78.7%Freedom! — Escape the Retirement Home.
14.4%Buddha is me — Become the golden Buddha.
8.7%Just a Flesh Wound — Lose 1000 limbs.
Rarest badges of honor
1.1%A challenger appears — Complete all challenge life goals in the bucket list.
1.1%No life — Complete all life goals in the bucket list.
1.2%Pro baller — Score 10 shots in a basketball hoop without missing.

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-07-11. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$2.24−85% right nowcurrent · sampled 2026-07-26 08:39 UTC
$14.99base price
$2.24lowest since tracking began2026-07-12
US2.24 USD−85%
EU2.09 EUR−85%
UK1.79 GBP−85%
Australia2.99 AUD−85%
Canada2.62 CAD−85%
Japan228 JPY−85%
Brazil4.34 BRL−85%
China7.50 CNY−85%

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

Brazil≈$0.9 China Japan Canada Australia US EU UK≈$2.4

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-07-24). Relative comparison only.

$0 $10 $20 07-11 07-13 07-16 07-19 07-22 07-26

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Apr 28, 2025
🎮 Curve Games Publisher Sale: April 28 – May 12 🎮

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Mar 01, 2024
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Dec 21, 2023
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As the days grow shorter and the cold breeze becoming a daily routine, winter has officially arrived and with it, our Winter Sale! This is the perfect season to cozy up with your favourite games, as w

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Screenshots

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Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.

GenresAdventure, Indie, Simulation
Player tagsOpen World · Multiplayer · Sandbox · Adventure · Simulation · Funny · Gore · Indie · Comedy · Violent · Shooter · Online Co-Op (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Multi-player · PvP · Online PvP · Co-op · Online Co-op · Cross-Platform Multiplayer · Steam Achievements
LanguagesEnglish, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese
ControllerFull support
Achievements12
Estimated owners200,000 – 500,000 (SteamSpy)
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 8 or higher Processor: Intel Core i5 3470 @ 2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 750 Ti / AMD Radeon R7 260X DirectX: Version 11 Network: Broadband Internet connection Storage: 2.5 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation