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How Asian Parents went to School

How Asian Parents went to School

An online 1-4 player co-op adventure where you experience the legendary struggle of getting to school as an Asian parent. Fight Tom, a psychopathic bear, defy physics, and survive the emotional damage from Tablo Escobar: an NPC who roasts you every time you fail.

Released Aug 25, 2026 Developer Andy Yeet Publisher Kaljag Games, MadOctopus Platforms Windows Online Co-OpMultiplayerComedyFirst-PersonPlatformer
View on Steam ↗ $4.99 (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.

61.0%positive77 reviews
Recommended · 34 found this helpful

“Everything that happened in this game happen to my parents so thank you for featuring them!!! Ahh yes,i remember when i was young and i doubted my parents stories about how i had it easy compared to them They had to climb Mount Everest 5 times to get coke and had to beat the…”

— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played
Recommended · 13 found this helpful

“This is absolutely worth the $6.79! If i catch anyone with this game in their inbox you will be forever loved!”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
Not recommended · 30 found this helpful

“this game made me feel things even brawlhalla and siege couldnt do. id rather starve myself for 3 weeks then play this game again. DONT buy it”

— a player, Steam review · 4 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

30achievements
8.0%median completion
0.1%rarest: Sigma Listener Grindset
81.6% of players 80.3% of players 69.4% of players 69.3% of players 57.6% of players 54.9% of players 43.3% of players 30.3% of players 29.5% of players 24.7% of players 23.3% of players 19.6% of players 13.9% of players 10.8% of players 9.7% of players 8.0% of players 4.7% of players 2.9% of players 2.7% of players 2.0% of players 1.5% of players 0.9% of players 0.9% of players 0.6% of players 0.4% of players 0.4% of players 0.4% of players 0.3% of players 0.1% of players 0.1% of players 81.6% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
81.6%Violent Music! — Kick Tablo Escobar one time
80.3%Saved Few Minutes — Teleport to next level with the Lever
69.4%Bold and Brash — Achieve Degree in Arts
Rarest badges of honor
0.1%Sigma Listener Grindset — Get Tablo Escobar to speak 360 Dialogues
0.1%Go Outside, You Won. — Graduate with 0 Deaths (Made this up, I don't think its possible)
0.3%Professional Casualty — Get rarest death message

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Aug 29, 2026
Boar and Wolf Update!

Added Two New Types of Enemies. Changed second bear Freeze-Tag for Boar Fight! Added better tutorial. Fixed some minor bugs.

Aug 28, 2026
Optimization & Minor Bug Fixes

Optimized the game so It will not fry your PC anymore Added 800x600 resolution setting Fixed bug where sound settings only applied when you loaded into the main game Fixed issue where enemy was flying

Aug 15, 2026
Find the 9 Hidden Flags! Win a Permanent Statue for You and Your Team!

Hey everyone! With just 9 days left until the official release, we want to reward our dedicated demo players. We've just hidden 9 secret player statues holding a flag across the current demo build. Th

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.

GenresAction, Adventure, Casual, Indie
Player tagsOnline Co-Op · Multiplayer · Comedy · First-Person · Platformer · Indie · Difficult · 3D · PvE · Co-op · 3D Platformer · Exploration (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Multi-player · Co-op · Online Co-op · Steam Achievements · Custom Volume Controls · Adjustable Difficulty · Playable without Timed Input
LanguagesEnglish * , French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Hindi *
Achievements30
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 (64-bit) Processor: Core i7-3820 or equivalent Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970 DirectX: Version 11 Network: Broadband Internet connection Storage: 5 GB available space Additional Notes: Bring few cousins who are better at gaming than you.