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Horsey Game
Collect Horses. Breed Horses. Race Horses. Genetically Modify Horses. Create a Horse paradise or just get rich!
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-25.
“Devs. I am BEGGING you. PLEASE give us some way to race our abominations against our friends' abominations. I will name my best creations after you. I will name my imaginary next-born CHILD after you and I will sing your praises to my imaginary grandchildren. We NEED this. I…”
— a player, Steam review · 56 hrs played“I'm going to be so for real, I have no idea what I'm doing in this game. I keep tripping into new realizations and features. I've created beings truly unloved by God. This whole thing feels like being just a bit too high and kinda being able to comprehend what's going on but not…”
— a player, Steam review · 4 hrs played“beat the game paid off the horse flu dept and still finding things to do game is very fun to play and man the music is peak”
— a player, Steam review · 22 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-08 via SteamCharts.
Achievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.
Price tracking
US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-09-26. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.
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Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
$1.59 Filly Cheese Steak
- Temporarily removed test track at Surebreed Steeples - More error checking with the new renderer to fix the black screen bug maybe - Transparency (seeing thru things) fixed in various places - Glitc
1.5 "Hard Boiled"
- Fixed race music sometimes not playing - You can name your horses with a keyboard on Steam Deck again - Some mysterious condition was not allowing one person to parlay bets - Biohacker was crashing
1.4 Macaroni Mambo
I have ported Horsey Game to Mac! This necessitated upgrading to SDL3, so the Windows version is maybe a little better with regards to graphics glitches that some people have been reporting, but also
1.3002 Excalibur
Fixed the unlawful stealing of horses Horses will eat items dropped in the world more realistically Horses that become deceased in the world may drop their equipment Some more sounds Horses will accid
1.3001 Lickety Split
Removed the press E to nuke your safe file feature. Fixed horse names sometimes appearing blank. Trophies no longer show the attachment cursor. If you shoot a horse you can get your stuff back.
Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-25.
| Genres | Indie, Simulation |
| Player tags | Simulation · Creature Collector · Life Sim · Sandbox · 2D · Colorful · Pixel Graphics · Horses · Agriculture · Gambling · Capitalism · Management (Steam store community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English |
| Achievements | 26 |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: anything should do Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: pretty minimal Storage: 60 MB available space