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HOLY GRAIL for DUMMIES
HOLY GRAIL for DUMMIES is a colorful and absurd action-platformer about Buckethead, a hero past his prime, in a world that, let's be honest, has seen better days...
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-25.
“EDIT: I just now noticed the game is Early Access. It felt like a finished product. A short and simple platformer game - simple doesn't mean easy, and some sections can prove challenging to an average Joe like myself. My only complaint would be the spikes insta-killing you, but…”
— a player, Steam review · 5 hrs played“Such a fun meme game. Had a blast playing it. P.S i found the game on release while scoring Metroid Vania section.. the game isn't truly a Metroid Vania just a traditional 2D platformer with subtle MV element. Will replay the game when its officially out.”
— a player, Steam review · 6 hrs played“For a early access game, you looking into a four-five hours experience which is crazy cause this is just the first act of something much bigger. It's a enjoyable platformer with fun characters and style, so if the trailer made you go yeah i'll play as a fat knight why not that…”
— a player, Steam review · 4 hrs playedAchievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.
Price tracking
US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-09-26. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.
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Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
Patch 1.1.0.2 has been released!
-The glitchy line from Grusha at the end of the first act has been removed. -The bug where you could get stuck in one of the pipes in the Glade of Guidance has been fixed. -The broken letter spacing a
Patch 1.1.0.1 has been released!
-Fixed a crash that occurred in the secret cabin of the mysterious forgotten man, whose name I can't even remember.
Patch 1.1 has been released!
A small patch focused on fixing bugs and performance issues. It doesn't add much, but I hope you'll still find some changes interesting. Thanks for the support, and thanks for playing! -The game has g
Patch 1.0.1.7 is out!
Changelog : -Fixed an insane lag that occured in sections with flying clouds -Fixed a lag that occurs if you linger on one of Luchik's attacks for a long time -Added the "Particles and VFX" setting, n
Patches 1.0.1.5 и 1.0.1.6 are out!
Changelog : -The bells in the final battle no longer disappear when you strike them and they go below the floor -Added a hint about red targets in one of the late-game segments -Fixed some NPCs disapp
Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-25.
| Genres | Action, Indie, Early Access |
| Player tags | 2D Platformer · Platformer · 2D · Singleplayer · Action · Fantasy · Pixel Graphics · Side Scroller · Funny · Atmospheric · Cute · Indie (Steam store community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Full controller support · Custom Volume Controls · Gamepad Recommended · Keyboard Only Option · #category_playable_at_your_own_pace · Playable without Timed Input · Steam Cloud |
| Languages | English, Russian |
| Controller | Full support |
| Achievements | 15 |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: OS: Windows 10, 11. Processor: 2GHz+ Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: 128MB Storage: 400 MB available space