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Hitler is my crush
Hitler is my Crush is an absurd adventure in which you will plunge into the world of black humor and satire. You have to take on the role of a girl who is in love with Hitler and does not want to share him, and go on an absurd journey with Hitler, who is captured by saboteurs.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.
“Just after playing this game I: - Took a shower - Went outside - Became an astronaut - Married a supermodel - Had 5 kids - Bought a mansion and a Ferarri Play Hitler is my crush and you will unlock your secret potential to become president”
— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played“This game cured my ball cancer and resurrected my dead dog”
— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played“wow just wow.. i cannot even express the words to describe this masterpiece, this actually changed my life and changed my prespictive on life, i just cannot fathom the words... HITLER IS MY CRUSH, is the most romantic story i've ever seen in my life, this cured my autism, my…”
— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players. Live count fetched 2026-07-11 14:08 UTC · history via SteamCharts.
Achievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-07-25.
Price tracking
US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-07-11. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.
Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.
Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-07-24). Relative comparison only.
Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
Update #14: Summer Sale + Six Seven 67 DLC
Hey! Summer’s finally here—I’m a little late, I know :C But here are some discounts and a new DLC—just don’t hit me!Changelog:New Six Seven 67 DLC with a unique skin and achievementNew free background
Update #13: Spring Sale + 🌸 FREE Skin + 3 Achievements
Hi everyone! Spring is here, which means it’s time to go outside and touch grass... But I’ve made it so you can do it without leaving the game! 🌿I’ve been reading your reviews carefully and realized y
Update #12: Sale & Cat-wives! 🏮 +7 Achievements, Shanghai DLC & Deluxe Bundle
Hi everyone! Let's celebrate the Lunar New Year together! 🏮 I've prepared a lot of interesting stuff for you. Keeping it brief, here is the list!List of changes:🏮 New visuals and decorations at locati
Major Update #11: Shanghai Love and Birthday!
Hello, everyone. Today is my birthday, and in honor of that, I am releasing an update. It is quite important to me, especially.I hope you will enjoy it.I am also releasing a new DLC - Shanghai Love.Li
Update #10: Steam Deck, New Year, and...
Hello, hello. I haven't forgotten about you yet. Ignoring depression and the lack of beer in my life. I'm releasing another update and some news. So what? I'll tell you now, and you give me feedback q
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.
| Genres | Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie |
| Player tags | Side Scroller · Hero Shooter · Shoot 'Em Up · Third-Person Shooter · PvE · Shooter · Action-Adventure · Female Protagonist · Third Person · Cute · Funny · Dark Comedy (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Trading Cards · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English * , Simplified Chinese, Russian, Ukrainian, Spanish - Spain * |
| Achievements | 18 |
| Estimated owners | 50,000 – 100,000 (SteamSpy) |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows Processor: AMD Ryzen 5 3600 | Intel i3-10100 Memory: 6 GB RAM Graphics: 6GB + Storage: 1 GB available space Sound Card: Any