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Hitler is my crush
Hitler is my Crush is an absurd adventure in which you will plunge into the world of black humor and satire. You have to take on the role of a girl who is in love with Hitler and does not want to share him, and go on an absurd journey with Hitler, who is captured by saboteurs.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-04 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-13.
What reviewers agree on
17 of the 102 reviews raise this.
“fun, unfortunately i need the dlc to 100% the game, its pretty cheap, but kinda've annoying”
“This game is, without exageration, the best I’ve ever played in my life. From the very first moment, it completly hooked me: the gameplay, the story, the details… everything is crafted with a level of care that you can…”
“very good i loved to ♥♥♥ on the girls skirt while shooting in hitlers head overall very good experienc playing with one hand gooning to hitler and learning history recomnding to anyone who can buy my grandpa also loved…”
9 of the 102 reviews raise this.
“Great game, I only spend 5 mins playing it but i think it will make me question my life for the next 5 years. money well spent :) 10/10”
“Genuinely might be the best game I've ever played. Worth every penny, would buy again. This was truly life changing.”
“Это лучшая игра в которую я играл! Я стрелял по скибиди тойлет, головам младенцев и по военным США. Мне понравилось сюжет по спасению художника невероятен, а после открытия ачивок становиться невероятно интересною Я…”
8 of the 102 reviews raise this.
“This game has a very tragic story. It almost made my cry a little. The girl in this game has to fight just to live with her love freely. She has to save him from scary monsters.. I wish such love upon everyone that's…”
“This game is, without exageration, the best I’ve ever played in my life. From the very first moment, it completly hooked me: the gameplay, the story, the details… everything is crafted with a level of care that you can…”
“Polecam serdecznie gre z całego serca fabuła gry jest podzielona na 3 części a samo zakończenie gry sprawia że nasze serca się załamują jedynym minusem gry jest dlc którego nie opłaca się zakupywać ale gra sama w sobie…”
6 of the 102 reviews raise this.
“This game has a very tragic story. It almost made my cry a little. The girl in this game has to fight just to live with her love freely. She has to save him from scary monsters.. I wish such love upon everyone that's…”
“Это лучшая игра в которую я играл! Я стрелял по скибиди тойлет, головам младенцев и по военным США. Мне понравилось сюжет по спасению художника невероятен, а после открытия ачивок становиться невероятно интересною Я…”
“What an interesting 10 minute gem. I'm at a loss for words but it was a very fun short run. The music/soundtrack was the highlight for me, absolute banger!!”
5 of the 102 reviews raise this.
“Это лучшая игра в которую я играл! Я стрелял по скибиди тойлет, головам младенцев и по военным США. Мне понравилось сюжет по спасению художника невероятен, а после открытия ачивок становиться невероятно интересною Я…”
“This is an utterly amazing game, it oozes peak and story, plus!!! is sigma, I got scared by the skibidi H man and download the free ram it said but worked. (In all seriousness the game is actually really fun and will…”
7 of the 102 reviews raise this · 5 of them still recommend the game.
“First part of the game was ok , but adding DLC'S with nothing new then just a few minor graphic changes for the same locations shows a lot of disrespect for the customers and a greedy developer who has no new ideas and…”
“adding achi's with DLC when you charge for your game is scummy. doing this when the game has already been out for ages is abhorrent. avoid this ♥♥♥♥♥.”
“The game is simply magnificent, but please add three things: - Add a German soldier's uniform to the character. - The 18+ DLC needs more detail. For example, add a German officer's cap, etc. - I would also like to…”
6 of the 102 reviews raise this · 4 of them still recommend the game.
“Initially, it was just a simple, cheap game with 10-minute achievements, and that's how it remains ;D”
“this game is magnificent i wish it was longer though peak gameplay let me turn down the music atleast would of been better if i could turn down music but i do recommend play hitler is my crush”
“What an interesting 10 minute gem. I'm at a loss for words but it was a very fun short run. The music/soundtrack was the highlight for me, absolute banger!!”
5 of the 102 reviews raise this · 4 of them still recommend the game.
“First part of the game was ok , but adding DLC'S with nothing new then just a few minor graphic changes for the same locations shows a lot of disrespect for the customers and a greedy developer who has no new ideas and…”
“fun, unfortunately i need the dlc to 100% the game, its pretty cheap, but kinda've annoying”
“Polecam serdecznie gre z całego serca fabuła gry jest podzielona na 3 części a samo zakończenie gry sprawia że nasze serca się załamują jedynym minusem gry jest dlc którego nie opłaca się zakupywać ale gra sama w sobie…”
3 of the 102 reviews raise this · 3 of them still recommend the game.
“this game is magnificent i wish it was longer though peak gameplay let me turn down the music atleast would of been better if i could turn down music but i do recommend play hitler is my crush”
“very nice game, i would recommend having volume on loud before as i cannot hear the music and can no longer hear the game! the music is so good! five star! i love”
Counted across 102 English reviews, sampled to match this game's 92.0% positive rating · as of 2026-05-13
“Just after playing this game I: - Took a shower - Went outside - Became an astronaut - Married a supermodel - Had 5 kids - Bought a mansion and a Ferarri Play Hitler is my crush and you will unlock your secret potential to become president”
— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played“This game cured my ball cancer and resurrected my dead dog”
— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played“wow just wow.. i cannot even express the words to describe this masterpiece, this actually changed my life and changed my prespictive on life, i just cannot fathom the words... HITLER IS MY CRUSH, is the most romantic story i've ever seen in my life, this cured my autism, my…”
— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-06 via SteamCharts.
Achievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-05.
Price tracking
US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-07-11. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.
Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.
Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-04). Relative comparison only.
Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
FIXED LOOT BOX AND GIFT CASE!!!
Although I couldn't fix it properly at first, thanks to you I managed to resolve the issue! The daily case (FREE CASE) is now working correctly. EVERY PLAYER WHO LOGS IN WILL RECEIVE A FREE GIFT CASE!
Small Update 05.08.2026
I messed up, and big thanks to the player who noticed it! Changes: Added some item translations Fixed a bug with vote display for the Waifu section (destroy the poster on the building by shooting it)
BIG Update #15: Lootbox, Waifu Vote, and Free Drop
Were you waiting for this? No? Well, I did it anyway! LOOTBOXES AND FREE DROPS!!! Now the game has an economy, skins, and cases! What's new: Added 2 cases that you can open to get rewards: 📦 FREE CASE
Update #14: Summer Sale + Six Seven 67 DLC
Hey! Summer’s finally here—I’m a little late, I know :C But here are some discounts and a new DLC—just don’t hit me!Changelog:New Six Seven 67 DLC with a unique skin and achievementNew free background
Update #13: Spring Sale + 🌸 FREE Skin + 3 Achievements
Hi everyone! Spring is here, which means it’s time to go outside and touch grass... But I’ve made it so you can do it without leaving the game! 🌿I’ve been reading your reviews carefully and realized y
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.
| Genres | Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie |
| Player tags | Side Scroller · Hero Shooter · Shoot 'Em Up · Third-Person Shooter · PvE · Shooter · Action-Adventure · Female Protagonist · Third Person · Cute · Funny · Dark Comedy (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Trading Cards · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English * , Simplified Chinese, Russian, Ukrainian, Spanish - Spain * |
| Achievements | 18 |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows Processor: AMD Ryzen 5 3600 | Intel i3-10100 Memory: 6 GB RAM Graphics: 6GB + Storage: 1 GB available space Sound Card: Any