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Hans

Hans

Hans is a physics-driven, parkour adventure. Ascend to the sky with our lonely watermelon hero. Navigate treacherous platforms, defy physics by slowing down time, try not to fall and chase the dream of reuniting with humanity. No saves. Bounce, fail, adapt, and bounce again.

Released Nov 6, 2023 Developer at0m Platforms Windows DifficultPrecision PlatformerSingleplayerPost-apocalypticPhysics
View on Steam ↗ $4.99 (US · as of 2026-09-28)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-04 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-13.

86.0%positive794 reviews
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“good game.”

— a player, Steam review · 7 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-28.

22achievements
4.2%median completion
1.0%rarest: Master of Disguise
80.3% of players 52.4% of players 35.1% of players 26.3% of players 18.4% of players 10.1% of players 10.1% of players 9.5% of players 7.0% of players 5.9% of players 4.7% of players 4.2% of players 3.5% of players 3.2% of players 2.0% of players 1.8% of players 1.5% of players 1.5% of players 1.1% of players 1.0% of players 1.0% of players 1.0% of players 80.3% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
80.3%Fresh Roll — Unlock your first skin.
52.4%First Bruise — "Hans" for the first time.
35.1%Springy Steps — Jump 1000 times.
Rarest badges of honor
1.0%Master of Disguise — Unlock all skins.
1.0%Natural Roller — Complete the level without using slow-motion.
1.0%Graceful Glide — Complete the level without any "Hans".

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-08-12. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$4.99current · sampled 2026-09-28 23:18 UTC
$4.99lowest since tracking began2026-08-12
US4.99 USD
EU4.99 EUR
UK4.29 GBP
Australia7.50 AUD
Canada6.49 CAD
Japan580 JPY
Brazil12.99 BRL
China22.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

Brazil≈$2.5 China Japan Canada US Australia EU UK≈$5.7

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-28). Relative comparison only.

$0 $5 $10 08-12 08-21 08-31 09-09 09-19 09-28

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Dec 04, 2023
Hans | Patch 4

Hello there rollers! This update brings some bug fixes, life quality updates and a brand new height-counter. Current and Maximum Height Counter. New particles for chests. Invisible Hans "InvisiHans" s

Nov 11, 2023
HANS | Patch 3

Greetings everyone! With this update, we fixed a minor collision bug and put the image of the first person who finished Hans to the top! He managed to be the one (https://www.twitch.tv/mechayutori)! S

Nov 09, 2023
HANS | Patch 2

Hello everyone! This update brings some collision fixes. We've also improved a few areas where players in general were struggling too much. Happy parkouring! (and falling (:)

Nov 07, 2023
HANS | Day 1 Patch

Greetings to everyone! First of all, thank you very much for your interest in Hans. Due to the reports we received on the first day, we have simplified "just the beginning" of the game a bit. We wante

Oct 11, 2023
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Screenshots

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Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.

GenresAdventure
Player tagsDifficult · Precision Platformer · Singleplayer · Post-apocalyptic · Physics · Platformer · Exploration · Runner · 3D Platformer · Funny · Cartoony · Replay Value (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Trading Cards · Partial Controller Support · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish, French, Italian, German, Simplified Chinese, Portuguese - Brazil, Japanese, Korean, Russian, Turkish, Ukrainian, Greek, Spanish - Spain
Achievements22
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 Processor: Dual Core 2.4GHz Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: GTX 260 / Radeon 530 Storage: 1 GB available space