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Goofy Goober Simulator

Goofy Goober Simulator

Blast and crash through hordes of dangerous "zombies" as the titular "Goofy Goober" in this "video game". Collect Powerful items, obtain Powerful weapons, and defeat Powerful monsters in quickly paced action combat encounters. But Watch Out

Released Mar 31, 2025 Developer Firebox Platforms Windows Action RoguelikeTop-Down ShooterFunnyPvEAction
View on Steam ↗ Free (US · as of 2026-09-27)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-27.

90.2%positive51 reviews
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“goofy goober is the best goofy game I played 10/10”

— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“as a goofy goober myself i can confirm that this is what my average day to day life is like. also the soundtrack is good.”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“was a goofy game. sometimes the game doesn't tell you waht to do. 6/10”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-27.

22achievements
15.9%median completion
15.6%rarest: ;3
98.4% of players 61.4% of players 56.5% of players 37.3% of players 23.0% of players 18.2% of players 17.6% of players 16.8% of players 16.8% of players 16.0% of players 15.9% of players 15.9% of players 15.9% of players 15.9% of players 15.8% of players 15.8% of players 15.8% of players 15.8% of players 15.7% of players 15.7% of players 15.7% of players 15.6% of players 98.4% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
98.4%Blood On Your Hands — Kill your first zombie.
61.4%Goofy Graduate — Beat the tutorial! Only down from here.
56.5%Demonspawn — Exit "HELL"
Rarest badges of honor
15.6%;3 — get jumpscared ..
15.7%Full Wardrobe! — Collect ALL cosmetics!
15.7%Full Tacklebox! — Collect ALL fish!

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Apr 06, 2025
Goofy Goober Simulator v1.0.2 patch notes

- Death screen is more clear - Bosses spawn sooner after reaching the threshold (Used to be 12.3 seconds, now 8.3) - Infamous boss not spawning bug fixed (Explanation: If enemy cap was reached new ene

Apr 01, 2025
PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

"𝔉𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶 𝔞𝔴𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔧𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔟𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔬𝔫. 𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔫𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔟𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔲𝔭𝔬𝔫 𝔟𝔶 𝔞 𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔤𝔦𝔡, 𝔡𝔲𝔩𝔩 𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱. 𝔅𝔲𝔱 𝔦𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔬𝔣 ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔦𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣. 𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯

Jan 28, 2025
New Trailer!!!!!!

We've got a new trailer hot and fresh for your viewing experience!! The game has come a long way since the original that was made for the store page, give it a watch! Additionally, check out the new G

Nov 01, 2024
Goofy Goober Simulator - Halloween Progress Update

Happy Halloween, goobers. GGS is still, albeit slow, still under development. Outside of the store page, we haven't really shared much about what GGS is about, so here's a rundown: Goofy Goober Simula

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-27.

GenresAction, Indie, Free To Play
Player tagsAction Roguelike · Top-Down Shooter · Funny · PvE · Action · Bullet Hell · Zombies · 2D · Top-Down · Survival · Free to Play · Indie (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish
Achievements22
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 Processor: 1GHz Memory: 2 GB RAM Additional Notes: May cause lag with additional applications running in the background