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Genital Jousting
Genital Jousting tells the story of "John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.
What reviewers agree on
36 of the 101 reviews raise this.
“2hrs storymode and some fun minigames. But surely way more worth it if you have a group of friends to play with that share the same kind of humor.”
“a masterpiece funny game i like pp”
“wet, hard, soft, dry... all at the same time, 11/10 would buy again for another platform :P”
27 of the 101 reviews raise this.
“A short (as far as story mode goes), bizarre game about a penis and balls with a butthole trying to find a date for his high school reunion. Possessing those three things myself, and also being of the class of '08, I…”
“This was honestly way better than i expected, i just expected a stupid little game about a penis. And i kind of got that, but its honestly a very well written, funny and kinda heartwarming story. 9/10”
“One of a kind, the childish giggling in the developers offices when coming up with the ideas and concepts for this game man I wish i could've been there, its uhh an experience about life. WHAT DOTH LIFE”
12 of the 101 reviews raise this.
“2hrs storymode and some fun minigames. But surely way more worth it if you have a group of friends to play with that share the same kind of humor.”
“I enjoyed inserting my genitals inside my buddies analhole 🤣🤣👅👅🥵”
“Great game for friendship reinforcing purpose”
7 of the 101 reviews raise this · 2 of them still recommend the game.
“Well that was the most uncomfortable 11 minutes of my life.”
“Whack controls, shallow narrative and bugs for the collections. It has a fun gimmick that isn't explored enough. Wasted potential.”
“Playing this feels like an act of ritual humiliation. I'm so glad I didn't pay money for it.”
3 of the 101 reviews raise this · 3 of them still recommend the game.
“A short (as far as story mode goes), bizarre game about a penis and balls with a butthole trying to find a date for his high school reunion. Possessing those three things myself, and also being of the class of '08, I…”
“2hrs storymode and some fun minigames. But surely way more worth it if you have a group of friends to play with that share the same kind of humor.”
“had to write a review as soon as i saw my playtime. yeah dude this game is pretty sick, although the lack of content is a bit upsetting. certainly fun with friends every now and then but once you've finished the story…”
3 of the 101 reviews raise this · 2 of them still recommend the game.
“Whack controls, shallow narrative and bugs for the collections. It has a fun gimmick that isn't explored enough. Wasted potential.”
“"a pretty good story" a little bit too heavy on the ass play, quite watery. Awesome VA. Wholesome ending. The narrative had some akward middleground feeling, altough the flashbacks were very fun. Add bot feature for…”
Counted across 101 English reviews, sampled to match this game's 92.0% positive rating · as of 2026-05-20
“my mother walked in and she said to be what game you playing i said that im playing penis game and my mom was very angy she said i should not be looking a penises on my sister computer”
— a player, Steam review · 4 hrs played“In all seriousness, the story has a great message that comes along with its absurdity. I have seem movies and read books with far worse plots. I would say that this is the most dih-touching story game I've ever played.”
— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played“I love being inside of my friends. It's just like real life”
— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players. Live count fetched 2026-07-24 00:17 UTC · history via SteamCharts.
Achievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-07-25.
Price tracking
US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-07-11. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.
Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.
Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-07-24). Relative comparison only.
Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
Genital Jousting is joining the party at A MAZE. Berlin
Genital Jousting has a rich history with the fine folks at A MAZE. Berlin. With that in mind we're joining the party again this year with a big discount as part of the legendary annual arthouse games
Happy 3rd Anniversary, peens! 699,999 copies sold and 90% off!
The milestone we've all been waiting for has been reached and on our 3rd Birthday, no less. Let's celebrate this momentous occasion with a once in a generation discount of 90% off and the nicest price
Genital Jousting Post Launch Patch
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GENITAL JOUSTING FULL RELEASE NOW LIVE!
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GENITAL JOUSTING FULL RELEASE NOW LIVE!
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.
| Genres | Action, Indie |
| Player tags | Sexual Content · Nudity · Comedy · NSFW · Multiplayer · Action · Funny · Indie · Memes · Mature · Local Multiplayer · Story Rich (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Multi-player · PvP · Online PvP · Shared/Split Screen PvP · Shared/Split Screen · Steam Achievements · Full controller support |
| Languages | English |
| Controller | Full support |
| Achievements | 28 |
| Estimated owners | 500,000 – 1,000,000 (SteamSpy) |
| Official site | http://www.genitaljousting.com/ |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 or later Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster Memory: 4 GB RAM Storage: 500 MB available space Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play