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Finnish Army Simulator

Finnish Army Simulator

Military service, just like you remember it! Or if you don’t, you’ll feel like you do.

Released Jan 13, 2023 Developer Please Be Patient Platforms Windows Early AccessMilitaryComedyDynamic NarrationRPG
View on Steam ↗ $29.99 (US · as of 2026-09-25)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-02 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-14.

89.1%positive559 reviews
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“my summer larp”

— a player, Steam review · 6 hrs played
Not recommended · 0 found this helpful

“Pretty badly coded, but semi fun game”

— a player, Steam review · 6 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-19.

46achievements
2.7%median completion
0.1%rarest: Hail S*#an!
95.2% of players 86.4% of players 83.9% of players 68.1% of players 63.6% of players 44.4% of players 43.2% of players 41.9% of players 36.2% of players 30.9% of players 18.7% of players 17.9% of players 12.3% of players 12.2% of players 11.4% of players 11.2% of players 8.2% of players 7.6% of players 7.5% of players 6.2% of players 4.6% of players 3.4% of players 3.0% of players 2.7% of players 2.5% of players 2.4% of players 1.8% of players 1.6% of players 1.3% of players 1.3% of players 0.9% of players 0.8% of players 0.7% of players 0.5% of players 0.3% of players 0.3% of players 0.2% of players 0.2% of players 0.2% of players 0.2% of players 0.2% of players 0.2% of players 0.2% of players 0.2% of players 0.2% of players 0.1% of players 95.2% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
95.2%Travel 1 000 meters — Travel 1 000 meters in total.
86.4%Travel 5 000 meters — Travel 5 000 meters in total.
83.9%Finish the first day — Finish the first day in the army.
Rarest badges of honor
0.1%Hail S*#an! — Hidden achievement
0.2%TJ0 — Finish your military service.
0.2%Those Godd*#n Reindeer! — Hidden achievement

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-08-12. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$29.99current · sampled 2026-09-25 21:36 UTC
$17.99lowest since tracking began2026-09-07
US29.99 USD
UK24.99 GBP
Australia43.95 AUD
Canada38.99 CAD
Japan3,400 JPY
Brazil88.99 BRL
China108.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$16 Brazil Japan Canada US Australia UK≈$33

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

$0 $25 $50 08-12 08-21 08-30 09-08 09-16 09-25

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Aug 21, 2026
NPC bug fix A2026.8.21.1

Free Time Now Requires an Available Chair Another small batch of fixes has been deployed. Recruits have received additional training in doors, chairs and basic scheduling. Patch notes Recruits now che

Aug 17, 2026
Bug fix update A2026.8.17.1

Sauna Access Restored Good news! Military recreational infrastructure has returned to operational status. The gym and sauna evening should now be completable, asphalt no longer behaves like a sandbox,

Aug 16, 2026
Military Efficiency Update: Now With Working Showers

Good news! The garrison is becoming alarmingly functional. We’ve deployed a sizeable batch of performance improvements, world-loading changes, NPC upgrades and bug fixes. The world should load faster,

Aug 08, 2026
Optimization & Bug Fix Update A2026.8.8.1

Good news! The army is slightly less broken. We’ve deployed another batch of fixes and optimizations. NPCs should now spend a little more time following orders and a little less time contemplating the

Jun 06, 2026
Small patch A2026.6.6.1

This patch includes a small fix for the later sections of the game where some players got stuck after returning back to barracks from camps since they could not make their beds. Bed making in those si

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-14.

GenresAction, Adventure, Casual, Indie, RPG, Simulation, Sports, Early Access
Player tagsEarly Access · Military · Comedy · Dynamic Narration · RPG · Parody · Simulation · Memes · Immersive Sim · First-Person · Choose Your Own Adventure · Action (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Cloud · Stats · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish, Finnish * *
Achievements46
Official sitehttp://finnisharmysimulator.com/
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: 1Ghz and up Graphics: Dedicated video card recommended Storage: 10 GB available space