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Military Efficiency Update: Now With Working Showers

Finnish Army Simulator · Community Announcements · August 16, 2026

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Good news! The garrison is becoming alarmingly functional.



We’ve deployed a sizeable batch of performance improvements, world-loading changes, NPC upgrades and bug fixes.

The world should load faster, weaker PCs should suffer less, soldiers have developed personalities, and they have finally received formal instruction in the use of showers and toilets.

Progress.

Major changes





Gameplay & controls





Fixes & improvements





In summary



The garrison should now load faster, run better, behave more reliably and feel considerably more alive.

Soldiers socialize, eat together, exercise, shower, use toilets, develop personal preferences and generally behave more like actual human beings.

This was probably a mistake.

Keep marching.
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